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You ready for some knives? We got forks, we got knives, Fenty. We got spoons. We got pieces

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of peppercorns. We got sea salt. We got tarragon, nutmeg. We got bread. We got eggs. What else

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do you want, flapjack? Sporks? Yeah, Charlie Coffee told me all about your kitchen. You got those tiles, some right-priced tiles, am I right? You got any steaks, any beans? Let's do this. I hope you're all doing okay.

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Nice to see you. Dr. Crack Designs, Mamma Duck, Eric, Evan, Max, Ninja, Kristen. Let's do this. New game. Do you want a follow tutorial during your first

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day? Yes, I do. 22 years on the force. Never cooked a goddamn egg. Looks like this guy's gonna need some scriptures to read from.

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Hi, I'm the manager of this place. Since it is your first day, three important things you need to know in case you get lost.

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One, key binding hints are always displayed in the bottom right corner of the screen. Great.

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Two, during this tutorial, you can view your task in the bottom left corner of the screen. Right.

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Three, this tutorial will auto-save between stages. You get lost or stuck, you can always go back. Right? That's nice.

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Looks like the last owner left this place in a sorry state.

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Get the phone. Get the phone. We need to call some professionals. Looks like we need to get someone to come and clean this place up.

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Someone took a shit in the kitchen and forgot to flush.

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Nice kitchen. Nice view.

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It's in downtown Manhattan.

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The city. We used to rig this to watch games on Sundays. Yeah, we sure did. Back Super Sunday, Monday Night Football.

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Yeah, the Pigs King Classic.

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Myself, Johnny DeSouza.

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Who says get the phone? We need to call. Sorry, I was reminiscing about the time we used to play, watch football.

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Yeah, play football too in the kitchen.

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Get the phone. We need to call some professionals down here.

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Right, let's do this. Let's do this.

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Thanks for the donation.

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Hey, Pigs, how you doing there? How you doing there, hotshot?

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Hey, Pigs.

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Sorry to tell you, but there's a warrant out for your arrest.

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For flucklebucking.

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Yeah, not nice.

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You got some explaining to do down the precinct.

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Thank you very much for your tip.

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Alright, this broad wants me to answer the phone.

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So we're gonna do that.

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What a miss.

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We need to get the gas cooker running.

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ASAP.

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Hold on, I'm just trying to answer the phone here.

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Pick up phone, complete.

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Oh, that's all we had to do, right?

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Nothing more, nothing less.

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Right, right, right, 15.

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Playing games at work is fun.

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This will keep you sane.

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Hey, if it's tuned to Today FM, I don't think so.

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Probably have the opposite effect, right?

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Let's do this.

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You're going away to Rikers.

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Jesus Malone.

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You're going away to Rikers, hotshot.

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Thank you very much for your kind and generous tip.

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Wow.

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It will take ages to repair that thing.

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We better hire someone that's fast.

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While hovering over the cooker...

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Hey, what?

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I miss what she said.

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Mama duck.

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Mama duck.

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Thank you very much for your slice of luck.

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You're going away to Rikers.

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Wow.

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Take ages to repair.

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While hovering over the cooker, press mouse wheel to select the company.

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Then left mouse click to start repairs.

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Let's find out.

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Let's have a look inside our black book here.

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To see...

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Let's see what we can call in our hour of need.

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Yeah, I'm moving the goddamn mouse wheel here.

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My little black book.

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It ain't opening.

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Okay.

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So that's falling right off there.

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That's not going to be good.

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What can we do with this?

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What can we do with this?

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This is a cooking lid.

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This is a cooker.

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This is from a old machine.

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What can we do with this?

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Repair this shit.

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Press to start repairs.

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Twist knob.

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Put down.

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So far, not so good.

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We got...

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We got Victor D'Souza coming in with a party of ten.

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In five minutes.

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And we ain't even got nothing.

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22 years I used to work oven division.

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Yeah, we seen a lot.

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We caught a lot of bad cases.

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Hover over cooker.

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Use scroll wheel to...

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Use scroll wheel...

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To select company.

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We turned this goddamn notepad off there.

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What do we do with this?

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What the hell do we do with this?

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Right.

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Victor D'Souza party of five is coming in pretty soon.

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We need to get this oven fixed.

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Let's leave that shit down.

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Let's leave that shit down there.

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Maybe we can go back to the phone.

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Let's go back to the phone here.

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Pick up this shit.

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Now.

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Now, let's go over here.

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Let's go over here.

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Maybe we can...

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Here we go.

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Handyman.

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At your service.

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At your service.

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Fast service.

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A repair.

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A repair.

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How do we know who's good?

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How do we know who's...

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How do we know who's a good guy?

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We've got a lot of repairmen in this town.

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The city.

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City of angels.

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City of darkness.

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Gotham City.

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R. Kelly.

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How do we know who's good?

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How do we know who's good?

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We don't want a cowboy.

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We don't want any of this cowboy repairman shit.

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Let's call Fast Nice Corp.

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Pricey though.

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Let's do it.

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Because you got to pay...

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You get what you pay for, right?

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Let's do this.

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Money.

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Try not to go bankrupt.

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Almost everything in the kitchen costs money.

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Plates, products, repairs.

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Don't take more than you need.

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Keep an eye on your balance.

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Once you're out of money, you're out of biz.

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Yeah.

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You don't need to tell me twice.

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One down, four to go.

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We still need to fix ovens and deep fryers.

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Victor D'Souza's gonna be coming in there pretty soon.

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We need to fix all this shit.

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Holy shit.

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This is a joke.

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Let's do this.

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So, that's 125.

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Okay, they've been fixed.

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They've been fixed.

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That's been fixed.

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That's been fixed.

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Right, Fontaine.

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Here we go.

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We're doing well here.

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Sweet Beast Mark.

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Charlie Coffee told me all about you yesterday, sweet beast.

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Thank you very much for your kind and generous tip.

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Now, let's put this phone back in its sock.

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And let's move fast.

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Let's move fast.

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Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday.

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New Gate Baked Scenes.

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Thank you very much, New Gate Baked Scenes.

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Very kind of you.

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And to everybody out there in the mainframe, thank you for tuning in.

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All right, let's have a look.

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What's next on the agenda?

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Repair lower of...

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Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday.

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Robbie Brothers.

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How the hell are you, Robbie Brothers?

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Thanks so much, Bobby.

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Bobby Bro.

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Your real sweet piece.

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A fennel cake.

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And that hasn't been invented yet.

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You're going away to Rikers.

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Until you're in my kitchen.

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Fontaine's.

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Thank you very much as well, Great British.

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Sneak off.

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Now.

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Let's have a look.

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Four seconds on that repair clock.

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Two seconds.

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One second.

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Oven repair.

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Thanks for the donation.

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We got warrants.

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We need to bring the phone over.

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Dougie Bowser's house.

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Thank you very much, Dougie Bowser.

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Dougie Bowser.

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Hope you're doing good, pigskin.

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Great job.

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Put the phone away.

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We won't be needing it anytime soon.

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I hope.

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Well, that's nice.

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Back.

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In its socket.

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Okay, no time to take a breather.

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Place is empty.

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We're going to need to do something about it.

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First, you'll need some utensils.

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Victor D'Souza's not going to be happy.

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Find the cardboard box.

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Hover over one.

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Press left mouse click to open shop.

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Find the cardboard box.

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Hover over one.

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Press left mouse click to open shop.

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Okay.

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Let's have a look.

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Select utensils tab.

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Blender.

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Let's do this.

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250 C.

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Let's buy.

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Good.

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Now put the blender away.

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You can carry only one thing at a time, right?

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So let's stick that in some kind of cupboard.

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Or as you crazy ass Irish guys call it.

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The press.

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Where the hell does this press?

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Where the hell can we find this press?

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I ain't impressed.

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The situation in this kitchen is depressing.

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Good.

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Now put the blender away.

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You can carry one thing at a time.

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Hey, thanks very much broad face.

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But I don't know where the blender goes, right?

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Put it down.

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Maybe we'll leave it on some.

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Let's put it on this.

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Let's put it there.

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Hover over the box.

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Press E to pick it up.

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Put it down on the counter top.

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Okay.

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Here we go.

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Very, very nice, Fentain.

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Very, very nice.

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Where's your son?

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Press E.

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Put it down on the counter.

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You're right.

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I'm doing that.

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Fucking doing that, huh?

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Put down.

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Right.

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I want you to check every outhouse.

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Doghouse and shithouse for that son of a bitch.

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Clocky from the block.

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From the Rebel County, Fentain.

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Thank you very much.

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Corky Corkster.

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Use the shop to buy equipment from the list.

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Right.

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We got a little list here, right?

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Where the hell is this goddamn shop?

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We need a big tray, a big pot, couldn't board.

274
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Knife, pan, spatula.

275
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:37,040
Use the shop to buy equipment from the list.

276
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:38,280
This is a shop over here.

277
00:13:39,980 --> 00:13:40,860
Use the laptop.

278
00:13:51,860 --> 00:13:53,180
Thank you very much, Clocky.

279
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,680
Anaconda GZ.

280
00:13:58,340 --> 00:13:59,300
Back in the easy.

281
00:13:59,300 --> 00:13:59,460
That son of a bitch.

282
00:13:59,460 --> 00:14:00,120
New game.

283
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,600
With the full tweezy.

284
00:14:02,260 --> 00:14:03,440
Thank you very much.

285
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:04,760
You got a son.

286
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,220
Okay.

287
00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,720
Let's have a look here.

288
00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:15,360
Where's the shop?

289
00:14:15,940 --> 00:14:17,040
Anybody out there?

290
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,360
You're going away to Rikers.

291
00:14:18,360 --> 00:14:20,620
Anybody out there know where my shop is?

292
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:23,600
McSlee, thank you very much, McSlee.

293
00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:32,480
Anybody out there in the chat land do?

294
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,000
Know about this goddamn shop?

295
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,520
The box?

296
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:39,080
Is the box the shop?

297
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:40,940
Bullshit.

298
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:43,440
Oh, it is.

299
00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:44,760
Hey, how about that?

300
00:14:45,820 --> 00:14:49,840
New York has changed so much since I was a wee little slingbat.

301
00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:53,540
Now you get shops and boxes, right?

302
00:14:54,220 --> 00:14:56,760
Byproduct of the information superhighway.

303
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,700
Bill Gates.

304
00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,020
Terry Yates.

305
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,220
All those guys.

306
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:03,960
Sharpest knife in the box tray.

307
00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:06,620
Let's do this.

308
00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:14,220
You're going away to Rikers.

309
00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:19,260
Justin Maslow.

310
00:15:22,280 --> 00:15:23,620
Crustacean of our ages.

311
00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:27,180
The Belfast Telepages.

312
00:15:29,180 --> 00:15:30,660
The Metal Gear Sages.

313
00:15:32,260 --> 00:15:34,180
You're going away to Rikers.

314
00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:35,840
Jesus Malone 420.

315
00:15:35,940 --> 00:15:36,840
Thank you so much.

316
00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:37,900
And thank you, J-

317
00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,080
J-Mass.

318
00:15:40,420 --> 00:15:40,820
Right.

319
00:15:40,920 --> 00:15:41,680
Let's have a look at this.

320
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:42,080
What do we need?

321
00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:43,000
We need bake tray.

322
00:15:45,380 --> 00:15:46,020
Bake tray.

323
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:46,840
Let's do this.

324
00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,120
We're going to get baked.

325
00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,840
Buy two big pots.

326
00:15:55,980 --> 00:15:57,480
How many of these goddamn boys?

327
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,760
I didn't buy that last guy.

328
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:03,180
Let's put these guys over here.

329
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:06,500
Let's put that guy there.

330
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:13,100
We need two big pots.

331
00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:23,800
Hey, I'm down.

332
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,760
I'm down big time.

333
00:16:29,460 --> 00:16:30,940
We're going bankrupt.

334
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:34,220
This LG TV smashed to bits.

335
00:16:35,460 --> 00:16:37,320
I wanted to watch the game tonight.

336
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,540
After D'Souza.

337
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,960
After I served D'Souza his last meal.

338
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:51,800
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch new game.

339
00:16:53,420 --> 00:16:55,120
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

340
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,720
Your name was Casey's Bitches.

341
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:03,540
We can't have bitches in that title description, I'm afraid.

342
00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:07,560
That's why Streamlabs, they censor this shit.

343
00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:10,960
Cutting board.

344
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,180
What am I going to do with cutting board?

345
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:15,840
Cut some shit up.

346
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:16,300
That's why.

347
00:17:16,960 --> 00:17:18,040
Put that down there.

348
00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:21,160
Open up our little box of tricks again.

349
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,060
We got a knife.

350
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,500
Let's throw that shit.

351
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:25,440
Let's put that shit down.

352
00:17:29,980 --> 00:17:31,940
What kind of kitchen is this?

353
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,560
They ain't got nothing.

354
00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,300
Can we move this goddamn box away again?

355
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,240
Let's go and put this back.

356
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,660
Because we need to keep a clean house.

357
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,440
Just get in the goddamn slot, Fentain.

358
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,220
Get...

359
00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:58,540
What the hell is this, Fentain?

360
00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:06,380
Okay.

361
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:07,400
Put down.

362
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,100
Right.

363
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,960
I don't know how it got to the top there.

364
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:11,920
I put it in there.

365
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:15,140
Goddamn box is doing Houdini tricks.

366
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:17,840
David Copperfield.

367
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:21,560
The man who made the Statue of Liberty disappear.

368
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:24,900
How about that David Blaine?

369
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:27,000
Son of a bitch, Harvard.

370
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,760
He was living in a box for two weeks.

371
00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,180
He didn't take a dump once.

372
00:18:34,060 --> 00:18:35,180
He pissed into a bag.

373
00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:39,140
All I seen that cat drink was Lucasade.

374
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,040
We got the tools, but we don't have any recipes.

375
00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:44,940
Go to the laptop.

376
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:45,400
Yeah.

377
00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:50,780
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse.

378
00:18:50,780 --> 00:18:51,780
Thank you very much.

379
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:53,960
Where's the lamb sauce, Fentain?

380
00:18:54,260 --> 00:18:57,600
Hey, Fentain, you're trying to tell me you don't know about that guy, Ramsey?

381
00:18:58,140 --> 00:19:00,580
And you're eating his herico beans?

382
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,440
Bullshit, Fentain.

383
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:04,640
Bullshit.

384
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:15,880
When I slither home after a hard day out in fields, there's nothing I like more than lashing a few stickings into the fireplace and setting fire to them.

385
00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,900
Be careful not to burn your hands like I did.

386
00:19:17,900 --> 00:19:25,600
While I'm waiting for that baby to get going, I do a few rolls on the ground and a few reptilious repetitions just to get the blood flowing.

387
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:30,060
Once those flames are licking high, it's time to stick your coal in it.

388
00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:35,820
You can generate extra drafage by using your gooch as a waft.

389
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:40,260
Now all that's left is to sit back and warm your sack by the flames.

390
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:44,680
This message was brought to you by Firelighters.

391
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:59,760
Thanks very much there for the sponsorship deal there, Firelighters.

392
00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:03,300
A great way to get your fire started.

393
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:06,140
We know the nights are drawing in now.

394
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:08,800
It's not as warm as it used to be.

395
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,640
And also, the spiders are coming in.

396
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:20,280
A big-ass spider found himself on a little cobweb above my head, above the bed last night.

397
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,400
I took out my nine.

398
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,820
And he ran away.

399
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,120
Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday.

400
00:20:37,780 --> 00:20:40,500
Hey, Charlie Coffee, thank you so much, Thongy.

401
00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:42,620
Okay, let's have a look here.

402
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,740
What the hell do we do?

403
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,580
Unlock the basic recipes.

404
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,420
Use recipes manager app.

405
00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,760
Okay, manager app.

406
00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,820
Click on the not on tab.

407
00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:58,940
So, buy a recipe for baked trout by clicking the highlight button.

408
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:00,440
Let's do this.

409
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,140
Baked trout.

410
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:02,320
Seven minutes.

411
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:03,820
Okay.

412
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:06,160
Something easy.

413
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,160
Salmon steak.

414
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:07,980
Let's do that.

415
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,220
Salmon Don.

416
00:21:11,660 --> 00:21:13,880
Fresh from the River Moy.

417
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:21,340
Tomato soup.

418
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,920
That'll start everyone.

419
00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,840
That'll get the tongues wagging.

420
00:21:25,540 --> 00:21:26,520
The stomach's grumbling.

421
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:27,740
And then you hit them.

422
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:28,900
Boom!

423
00:21:29,300 --> 00:21:31,300
Hit them in the face with the salmon Don.

424
00:21:32,260 --> 00:21:33,200
Not literally.

425
00:21:33,780 --> 00:21:35,720
You will probably get arrested for that.

426
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:40,220
Assaulting customers with fish Don's.

427
00:21:40,340 --> 00:21:41,540
Not something I want to do.

428
00:21:42,040 --> 00:21:43,440
Not something you want to do either.

429
00:21:43,620 --> 00:21:44,440
Let's close this.

430
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:45,960
And get to work.

431
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:49,960
Okay, let's...

432
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:51,860
There's utensils.

433
00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:54,260
I want you to change every outhouse.com shithouse for that son of a bitch Nougat.

434
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,640
Oh, oh.

435
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,580
Trying to cuck a salmon in here.

436
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,580
Can you believe this traffic?

437
00:22:06,380 --> 00:22:07,660
It's kind of putting me off.

438
00:22:07,700 --> 00:22:08,780
It's putting me off my chi.

439
00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:12,020
Okay, our sponsorship deal has to go down.

440
00:22:12,180 --> 00:22:14,020
We don't need that on the screen the whole time.

441
00:22:17,220 --> 00:22:18,360
Oh my God.

442
00:22:18,540 --> 00:22:20,860
Victor D'Souza is going to be very angry.

443
00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:22,660
Gustavo Free.

444
00:22:23,540 --> 00:22:24,340
Gustavo Free.

445
00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:26,340
Thank you very much.

446
00:22:26,700 --> 00:22:28,820
So I had to say your name back three times.

447
00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:32,500
Not because you're like the Candyman or some shit, but...

448
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:36,080
Because a lot of you people have been tricking me into saying your names.

449
00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:38,380
When I say it, it's a dirty word.

450
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:41,100
That's not going to happen tonight.

451
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:47,120
Timmy Shenanigans.

452
00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:49,800
Thank you very much, Timmy Shenanigans.

453
00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,620
That's very, very kind.

454
00:22:52,460 --> 00:22:53,340
I'm very nice.

455
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,260
I'm Matt Ryan, too.

456
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,060
I'm not lying.

457
00:22:57,940 --> 00:22:59,560
I'm always crying, Matt.

458
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,660
Whenever I see you flying in the chat, Matt.

459
00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:04,120
Okay, let's do this.

460
00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:04,800
What are we going to do?

461
00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:06,280
David Penny.

462
00:23:06,980 --> 00:23:08,200
Thank you so much.

463
00:23:08,600 --> 00:23:09,360
Buy salt.

464
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,500
Enter shop view.

465
00:23:10,740 --> 00:23:11,960
Thank you very much, David Penny.

466
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:13,100
Let's go and spend a penny.

467
00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:15,360
Inside here.

468
00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:16,300
Spices.

469
00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:16,840
Salt.

470
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:20,840
I wouldn't necessarily call salt a spice.

471
00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,060
Let's buy that shit.

472
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:25,760
Bring it over here.

473
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,940
You're going away to Rikers.

474
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:28,220
Put product down.

475
00:23:30,380 --> 00:23:30,900
Ivana.

476
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,360
Thank you very much, Ivana.

477
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,540
Thank you very much.

478
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,300
See.

479
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,160
We need to buy more.

480
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,000
Black pepper.

481
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:42,940
Cayenne powder.

482
00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:43,500
Dill.

483
00:23:45,140 --> 00:23:45,540
Wash radish.

484
00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:46,140
Time.

485
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,460
Let's bring this goddamn box over to the shop thing.

486
00:23:51,140 --> 00:23:52,040
Pick this shit up.

487
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:56,780
Ryan C.

488
00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:58,700
And Frigerator 764.

489
00:23:58,980 --> 00:23:59,620
How you doing?

490
00:24:00,060 --> 00:24:01,060
Big streamers.

491
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:02,480
All right.

492
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:03,880
Let's bring this box over here.

493
00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:05,180
Buy some stuff again.

494
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,940
You're going away to Rikers.

495
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:09,520
Ryan C.

496
00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:11,520
You're going away to Rikers for a long time.

497
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:12,620
Pack your bags.

498
00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:13,820
Pack your trunks.

499
00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:16,220
Pack your little schnorkel.

500
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:18,540
Because you're getting submerged.

501
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:20,600
Yeah.

502
00:24:20,780 --> 00:24:22,240
They got a new unit down there.

503
00:24:22,360 --> 00:24:23,000
Aqua unit.

504
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:25,120
They're going to dunk.

505
00:24:25,180 --> 00:24:26,760
They're going to give you the donkey dunks.

506
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:27,900
Thanks for the donation.

507
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,720
Frigerator 764 is going to be there too.

508
00:24:32,300 --> 00:24:33,180
Spout and brown.

509
00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:34,180
Okay.

510
00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:34,680
Okay.

511
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:35,240
Let's do this.

512
00:24:35,380 --> 00:24:35,880
Let's buy this.

513
00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:36,780
Black pepper.

514
00:24:37,020 --> 00:24:37,500
Cayenne.

515
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:38,040
Dill.

516
00:24:38,740 --> 00:24:40,600
Can we not buy all these guys in one go?

517
00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:42,800
No, we cannot.

518
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,620
Once we're open, there's not going to be much time.

519
00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:45,980
Yeah, yeah.

520
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:47,820
She keeps telling me this.

521
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:52,980
Best buy all the spices now.

522
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:53,880
That's what I'm doing.

523
00:24:54,780 --> 00:24:56,420
She keeps popping up.

524
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:58,060
Telling me what to do.

525
00:24:59,740 --> 00:25:00,560
Badgering me.

526
00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,540
She's nagging me.

527
00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:04,540
Time.

528
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:07,480
We all want to buy some time.

529
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,260
But that's something you can't buy, right?

530
00:25:11,220 --> 00:25:13,220
We got someone peeping their horn.

531
00:25:14,600 --> 00:25:15,040
Right.

532
00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:15,600
Let's do this.

533
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:15,960
Put this.

534
00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:16,880
Put this.

535
00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:18,600
Son of a box back.

536
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:19,560
Brow shop.

537
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:20,240
Pick up.

538
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,060
Fuck.

539
00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:26,980
Huh?

540
00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:32,280
Now.

541
00:25:32,360 --> 00:25:33,100
Up you go.

542
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,200
Thank you.

543
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:37,360
Why did I say thank you to the box?

544
00:25:39,100 --> 00:25:39,540
Anyway.

545
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:44,040
Thanks for the donation.

546
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:44,480
We got more.

547
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,920
Well, if it isn't my old buddy Seymour.

548
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:48,200
Okay.

549
00:25:48,260 --> 00:25:48,620
Let's see.

550
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:49,020
Repair.

551
00:25:49,140 --> 00:25:50,320
Thank you very much, Seymour.

552
00:25:50,860 --> 00:25:52,060
Enter shop for you again.

553
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:52,720
Liquids.

554
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,980
This fucking goddamn box.

555
00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,340
This is going to be the death of me.

556
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:01,820
Bring this box over again.

557
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,320
Slap that shit down.

558
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,640
Open her up.

559
00:26:06,100 --> 00:26:07,660
And see what's inside.

560
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,440
Chicken broth.

561
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:14,480
Sour cream.

562
00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,320
Sunflower oil.

563
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:24,060
We're going to be cooking up a storm in here.

564
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,560
Thanks for the donation.

565
00:26:27,740 --> 00:26:28,960
We got warrants.

566
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:31,360
Serve me a big Ian.

567
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,620
The Ian Dempsey breakfast show.

568
00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,180
Well, well, well, well, Ian.

569
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,500
How you doing?

570
00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:40,400
Thank you very much.

571
00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,260
Look, someone's ordered a dish.

572
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:46,140
Every time a client orders something,

573
00:26:46,260 --> 00:26:49,020
you'll be notified in the upper left corner of the screen there.

574
00:26:49,740 --> 00:26:52,240
Notifications will also appear

575
00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:57,440
when you have only a minute left to complete a dish.

576
00:26:58,160 --> 00:26:59,040
You're slightly late.

577
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:02,060
When a client wants to give up, wait and go to work there.

578
00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:05,540
Before we get underway with today's cookery show,

579
00:27:05,540 --> 00:27:07,300
I want to ask everybody,

580
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:09,280
how y'all doing out there?

581
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:10,860
How have you been?

582
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:11,920
It's been a while.

583
00:27:12,740 --> 00:27:15,000
I want to say thanks so much for coming back

584
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:17,660
to watch me do a bit of cooking,

585
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,040
a bit of crime busting,

586
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:20,180
a bit of fat taining.

587
00:27:21,300 --> 00:27:22,820
I hope you have a good time, right?

588
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,820
Also, how is the microphone?

589
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,920
Can you hear my voice?

590
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:30,520
Is it the popping?

591
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:32,920
Or is it good?

592
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:37,520
Let's put this shit back.

593
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,460
Oh, we got a new guy.

594
00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:40,340
We got Gordon Ramsay up in this.

595
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,600
Someone's ordered some trout.

596
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,560
The fish is inside.

597
00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:45,840
Open the door and buy one.

598
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:49,080
Got every trout house, bird house,

599
00:27:49,200 --> 00:27:50,600
shit house, utensil house.

600
00:27:52,340 --> 00:27:53,960
We need to put this box back.

601
00:27:54,260 --> 00:27:56,360
Serve up this trout big time.

602
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:58,740
We got a goddamn box.

603
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,720
It won't go inside this slot here,

604
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:01,700
Fontaine Rams.

605
00:28:02,660 --> 00:28:03,400
Hey, Rams.

606
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,760
I'm just going to fucking put this.

607
00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:08,980
Let's put it down there.

608
00:28:09,340 --> 00:28:10,340
Piece of shit box.

609
00:28:10,820 --> 00:28:11,660
The fish is inside.

610
00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:12,880
Open the door and buy one.

611
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:13,980
What door?

612
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,200
What door?

613
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,740
Where am I buying this trout?

614
00:28:17,220 --> 00:28:18,400
Is this not a kitchen?

615
00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:20,820
Baked trout.

616
00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:21,760
Okay, let's do this.

617
00:28:21,820 --> 00:28:22,780
Fish is inside.

618
00:28:23,860 --> 00:28:25,560
Open the door and buy a trout.

619
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:32,500
Okay, small pop on the high, sham.

620
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,920
Pop filter, Celtic Warrior.

621
00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,220
I don't have a pop filter.

622
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:36,840
I might put a sock on that shit.

623
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:38,160
We'll put a sock on this

624
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:39,080
and see how it goes.

625
00:28:45,940 --> 00:28:47,780
That don't smell too good.

626
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,400
Pop.

627
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,260
Pop quiz.

628
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,720
Pop filter, asshole.

629
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,120
Actually, we're going to take that off.

630
00:28:54,140 --> 00:28:55,540
We're going to take that shit off.

631
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,200
You're going to have to deal with the pops.

632
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,300
Because I am breathing that in.

633
00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:03,480
Congratulations.

634
00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:04,780
You got a sock.

635
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:07,680
Okay, let's have a look here.

636
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,820
I want you to check it.

637
00:29:11,820 --> 00:29:12,900
Thank you very much.

638
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:18,400
Look, we're going to have to try and make a Dalithia dish for Dalith.

639
00:29:21,880 --> 00:29:22,500
Right, right.

640
00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:23,080
Let's have a look.

641
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,000
Hatch next to the red doors.

642
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,020
Hatch next to the red doors.

643
00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:28,600
Here we go.

644
00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:29,200
Hatch.

645
00:29:30,980 --> 00:29:31,600
Open up.

646
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,300
Thanks for the donation.

647
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:35,380
We got warrants.

648
00:29:35,380 --> 00:29:38,600
A clone named Gibso.

649
00:29:38,700 --> 00:29:39,620
Thank you very much.

650
00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:42,980
Where the hell is the...

651
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:50,760
What's going on here?

652
00:29:52,660 --> 00:29:53,780
You're going away to...

653
00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:54,420
Refrigerator.

654
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:57,920
Irish Archie.

655
00:29:58,060 --> 00:29:58,780
Thank you very much.

656
00:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,460
Here we go.

657
00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:00,540
Oh.

658
00:30:00,940 --> 00:30:01,500
Two fishes.

659
00:30:02,500 --> 00:30:03,460
On a little pan.

660
00:30:03,620 --> 00:30:05,480
Mind that each product costs money, right?

661
00:30:09,980 --> 00:30:12,000
Put that trout on the cutting board.

662
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:17,140
Let's slap that trout right down.

663
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,140
Black pepper, dill, and thyme.

664
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,220
Five grams each.

665
00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:24,500
Just pick a spice container.

666
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:25,420
Target the fish.

667
00:30:25,740 --> 00:30:26,980
And press trigger.

668
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,220
Okay, dill and thyme.

669
00:30:29,300 --> 00:30:29,900
Let's do this.

670
00:30:30,660 --> 00:30:31,980
Dill and thyme.

671
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,020
Five grams of dill.

672
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:35,360
Going away to Rikers.

673
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:37,760
Okay, okay.

674
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:38,240
What's this?

675
00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:40,280
Let's season this goddamn fish.

676
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,340
Who the hell was that?

677
00:30:41,340 --> 00:30:44,800
Irish Archie.

678
00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,280
And Billy and Christy.

679
00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:47,280
Thank you very much.

680
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,360
Scoop is that Newgate is doing the Charleston in Cork City.

681
00:30:51,900 --> 00:30:52,820
Corky the cat.

682
00:30:53,180 --> 00:30:54,120
Thank you very much.

683
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,480
One gram.

684
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,060
Two gram.

685
00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,580
Three gram.

686
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:00,780
Four gram.

687
00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,000
Five gram.

688
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:05,160
One more.

689
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:06,880
There we go.

690
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:08,320
That's great.

691
00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:09,760
That's great.

692
00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:21,800
That's fantastic shit.

693
00:31:22,460 --> 00:31:23,340
That's the best.

694
00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:25,120
That's the best in the West, right?

695
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,780
Now we need to get some...

696
00:31:27,780 --> 00:31:28,440
dill.

697
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:35,640
I want you to check every outhouse.

698
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:36,120
Oh!

699
00:31:36,120 --> 00:31:36,220
Oh!

700
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,220
Shit house for that son of a bitch.

701
00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:38,800
Newgate.

702
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:39,880
Andy the fuck.

703
00:31:39,880 --> 00:32:06,240
Thank you very much for the boom time.

704
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:07,860
Andy the fuck.

705
00:32:07,940 --> 00:32:08,820
Thank you very much.

706
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,160
Okay, let's do this.

707
00:32:12,080 --> 00:32:13,100
One gram.

708
00:32:13,340 --> 00:32:14,260
Two gram.

709
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,280
Three gram.

710
00:32:15,460 --> 00:32:15,760
Four.

711
00:32:17,020 --> 00:32:18,100
Five gram.

712
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:19,100
On the trout.

713
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:20,440
One gram.

714
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:21,220
Some more.

715
00:32:21,220 --> 00:32:23,800
Now let's bring this back.

716
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,040
Slap that down.

717
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,700
And grab ourselves some black pepper.

718
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:32,800
Now let's pepper your trout.

719
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:37,140
You know, you need to pepper your trout nice and fast.

720
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:37,720
So here we go.

721
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,380
Two.

722
00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:38,820
Four.

723
00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:39,320
Five.

724
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:39,680
Five.

725
00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:41,920
There we go.

726
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:43,620
Now take the trout.

727
00:32:43,980 --> 00:32:44,940
Put it on the tray.

728
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,080
Let's take that trout.

729
00:32:48,100 --> 00:32:51,240
Slap that fish right down on that bake tray, Funtain.

730
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:52,980
Now let's put that in the oven.

731
00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:55,300
No, you can use many trays at the same time.

732
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,900
Okay, great stuff.

733
00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:01,080
Over to the oven we go, right?

734
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:02,180
Bottom oven.

735
00:33:02,600 --> 00:33:03,320
Bottoms up.

736
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:10,240
Many trays at the same time.

737
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:10,800
It's the one.

738
00:33:14,660 --> 00:33:15,340
Hang on.

739
00:33:15,540 --> 00:33:16,400
Open that one.

740
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,120
Top dial.

741
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:27,140
Turn that oven on.

742
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,520
Let's close that door.

743
00:33:33,300 --> 00:33:34,300
Turn the dial.

744
00:33:36,700 --> 00:33:38,340
We leave it for 90 seconds.

745
00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:40,140
That's very fast for a fish.

746
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,480
I would not serve that to myself.

747
00:33:43,140 --> 00:33:45,900
But if Ramsey says it, it's okay.

748
00:33:46,060 --> 00:33:47,640
Then that Ramsey is okay.

749
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:48,700
Now let's get our...

750
00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:50,960
What the hell are these guys?

751
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:52,900
How'd you crouch?

752
00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:53,480
Okay.

753
00:33:53,660 --> 00:33:54,400
Peter Crouch.

754
00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:57,100
Let's get our lemons.

755
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:58,640
When life gives you lemons, right?

756
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:01,680
Let's close that shit.

757
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,100
Remember we need to close this to keep the ingredients nice and cold.

758
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:08,840
Otherwise, they will go off.

759
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:14,020
Now use the knife to cut the lemon into four pieces.

760
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:17,720
Not a pan.

761
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,560
You can't cut a lemon with a pan, right?

762
00:34:19,660 --> 00:34:20,520
You need a knife.

763
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,280
Sharp.

764
00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:23,440
And tight.

765
00:34:24,460 --> 00:34:25,920
Charlie Coffee told me all about you.

766
00:34:25,920 --> 00:34:26,380
Far further.

767
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:27,240
Thank you very much.

768
00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:28,840
Charlie Coffee told me all about you.

769
00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:29,600
Yes, the afternoon.

770
00:34:31,100 --> 00:34:31,720
Thank you.

771
00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:33,740
Congratulations.

772
00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:37,100
You got a son.

773
00:34:37,100 --> 00:34:37,140
You got a son.

774
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:46,040
My uncle said that you and him used to cook the books for the Gambino family before you joined the force.

775
00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:46,920
Any truth?

776
00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:47,500
Hey.

777
00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:49,440
Ask me no questions.

778
00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:50,480
I'll tell you no lies.

779
00:34:50,660 --> 00:34:51,860
Moths are gammy enough.

780
00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:52,640
That's true.

781
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,380
That is true.

782
00:34:54,920 --> 00:34:58,440
I will not dispute that in a court of law, Your Honor.

783
00:34:59,240 --> 00:34:59,560
Okay.

784
00:34:59,700 --> 00:34:59,920
Cut.

785
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:00,700
One.

786
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:02,040
Two.

787
00:35:03,580 --> 00:35:03,920
Okay.

788
00:35:03,980 --> 00:35:05,160
We got three pieces.

789
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,380
But if we cut one again, we're going to have five, right?

790
00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:09,800
Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday.

791
00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:14,000
Mike, thank you very much.

792
00:35:14,060 --> 00:35:17,380
And a big shout out to the rest of your family, the Rochers.

793
00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:19,440
Thanks, Mike.

794
00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,960
Did he say five pieces?

795
00:35:24,180 --> 00:35:25,720
Did he say five or four?

796
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,120
Fuck.

797
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,680
You're going away to Rikers.

798
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:35,400
Thank you very much there.

799
00:35:36,120 --> 00:35:37,420
Veteran Weed Man.

800
00:35:38,240 --> 00:35:39,400
Four pieces complete.

801
00:35:39,620 --> 00:35:39,920
Sweet.

802
00:35:40,180 --> 00:35:40,360
Right.

803
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:41,420
Now, what do we do with this?

804
00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:42,780
Buy a plate.

805
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,620
Back of this goddamn place again.

806
00:35:45,820 --> 00:35:47,120
Oh, we have plates already.

807
00:35:47,500 --> 00:35:47,820
Right.

808
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:48,380
Nice.

809
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:49,620
Thanks for the donation.

810
00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:51,000
We got warrants.

811
00:35:52,580 --> 00:35:54,960
Dermot Lopez Investigations.

812
00:35:56,240 --> 00:35:57,220
Mr. Lopez.

813
00:35:58,440 --> 00:36:00,760
Thank you very much, Mr. Lopez.

814
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,000
The DLP.

815
00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:04,060
You know me, huh?

816
00:36:11,260 --> 00:36:11,760
Right.

817
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,800
What the hell am I doing here?

818
00:36:17,940 --> 00:36:19,620
Transfer the trout onto the plate.

819
00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:26,200
You can quickly transfer products into a held container even when they're hot by pressing.

820
00:36:26,560 --> 00:36:26,780
I think.

821
00:36:26,860 --> 00:36:29,420
Use that knowledge to transfer trout to plate.

822
00:36:36,420 --> 00:36:37,620
What the fuck is this?

823
00:36:37,620 --> 00:36:37,620
What the fuck is this?

824
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:39,180
Huh?

825
00:36:39,820 --> 00:36:40,620
Is it done?

826
00:36:42,620 --> 00:36:43,720
Is that even done?

827
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:43,720
Is that even done?

828
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:43,760
Is that even done?

829
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:58,520
keeps telling me to buy a plate.

830
00:36:58,660 --> 00:36:59,860
I don't want to buy a plate.

831
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:00,800
I got a lot of plates.

832
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,140
I got a lot of plates, hotshot.

833
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:20,720
Oh, right, I bought one, right?

834
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,780
I already bought one.

835
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:25,320
Deep plate, large plate.

836
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,140
Maybe it was the large plate I needed to buy.

837
00:37:32,240 --> 00:37:32,760
Basic.

838
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:32,860
Basic.

839
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:43,600
Congratulations.

840
00:37:44,460 --> 00:37:45,380
You bought a plate.

841
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,520
Trout is nearly done, guys.

842
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,000
Look at that.

843
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:54,200
Mm-mm.

844
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:56,260
Black trout.

845
00:37:59,260 --> 00:38:00,840
While we're waiting for that trout,

846
00:38:00,840 --> 00:38:03,140
we can walk around the kitchen and survey the scene.

847
00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,340
Maybe we can put these into a nice order,

848
00:38:05,620 --> 00:38:10,500
because chaos is not good when you're trying to serve D'Souza.

849
00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,580
Let me tell you that.

850
00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,860
What are we going to do with this goddamn lemon we cut up?

851
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:16,300
He's just told me to leave it there, right?

852
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,580
Strange kitchen.

853
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,680
Very strange, Fintain.

854
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,420
Trout.

855
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:26,420
Trout.

856
00:38:26,420 --> 00:38:26,460
Trout.

857
00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:28,360
Okay, let's do this.

858
00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:28,820
Trout.

859
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:32,440
Right.

860
00:38:34,500 --> 00:38:35,720
Trout time, baby.

861
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:42,320
Trout.

862
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:42,440
Trout.

863
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:48,680
What the fuck am I doing with this plate?

864
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:50,960
I'm trying to put it on top of a trout.

865
00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:51,580
Trout.

866
00:38:53,860 --> 00:38:55,420
Advanced controls.

867
00:38:56,220 --> 00:38:56,640
Shift.

868
00:38:58,600 --> 00:38:59,000
Drop.

869
00:39:00,700 --> 00:39:01,680
Put container down.

870
00:39:03,280 --> 00:39:04,400
Now, pick up product.

871
00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:20,280
We've come up against the barricade here.

872
00:39:21,180 --> 00:39:26,320
I don't know what's going on here, Fintain, but I can't transfer the trout to the plate.

873
00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:32,300
Hold the plate.

874
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,480
Somebody's telling me to hold the plate in the chat.

875
00:39:34,980 --> 00:39:36,380
Yeah, I'm holding the goddamn plate.

876
00:39:36,940 --> 00:39:39,180
I've been holding that plate for 22 years.

877
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:40,020
Oh, look.

878
00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:41,200
Here we go.

879
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:45,500
Thank you very much, whoever it was in chat, telling me to hold the plate.

880
00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:47,400
Very, very nice.

881
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,400
Very, very kind of you.

882
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:55,120
You're going away to Rikers.

883
00:39:55,820 --> 00:39:56,900
Mel.com.

884
00:39:56,980 --> 00:39:57,940
Thank you very much.

885
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,280
Mel.com.

886
00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:03,460
Like, we're going to season this shit with horseradish.

887
00:40:03,640 --> 00:40:05,120
Make sure you got your horseradish.

888
00:40:05,660 --> 00:40:07,540
Remember to go and close that oven door, too.

889
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:11,360
We don't want any fucking Sylvia Plath situations occurring.

890
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:20,320
What we do want is a situation whereby we can season the trout fast and hard with a nice, thick slice of horseradish.

891
00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:21,740
Dried, of course.

892
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,700
5G is that shit.

893
00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,200
The big 5G.

894
00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:27,280
One.

895
00:40:28,680 --> 00:40:29,200
One.

896
00:40:29,380 --> 00:40:29,680
Two.

897
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:30,260
Three.

898
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:31,320
Four.

899
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:32,100
Five.

900
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:33,100
G.

901
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:35,260
5G is that big.

902
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:35,940
You're going away to Rikers.

903
00:40:36,180 --> 00:40:37,540
Hey, Brexit 420.

904
00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:39,620
And the Dutch Gold Kid.

905
00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:41,300
Thank you very much.

906
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:43,700
The two of you guys, sweet angels.

907
00:40:45,580 --> 00:40:47,280
Sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet, sweet angels.

908
00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:52,080
Now, pick up the plate with the trout.

909
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,160
Now, pick up the lemon quarters.

910
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:59,460
Target them and use scroll wheel to expand your pickup range.

911
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:02,260
Okay, yeah.

912
00:41:03,080 --> 00:41:03,540
Now.

913
00:41:06,780 --> 00:41:07,260
Finally.

914
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,720
Pick some fresh parsley onto the plate.

915
00:41:11,080 --> 00:41:11,800
6Gs.

916
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,620
I gotta tell you something.

917
00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:16,260
I would have actually done better in reality.

918
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:19,060
I wouldn't put that much of a lemon on a goddamn fish.

919
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,060
Thyme dried.

920
00:41:22,720 --> 00:41:23,660
Fresh parsley.

921
00:41:23,820 --> 00:41:24,680
Let's do this shit.

922
00:41:24,940 --> 00:41:26,120
Over here by the herb garden.

923
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:29,980
We got a little herb situation going on over here.

924
00:41:30,360 --> 00:41:31,240
Or is that known?

925
00:41:31,660 --> 00:41:33,240
We're at my place of birth.

926
00:41:34,260 --> 00:41:34,740
Herbs.

927
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:40,660
Thanks for the donation.

928
00:41:40,860 --> 00:41:41,780
We got wards.

929
00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:43,100
Locky from the block.

930
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:43,940
Thanks very much.

931
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:44,880
We got warrants.

932
00:41:47,320 --> 00:41:48,020
Okay, see.

933
00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:49,260
That's right.

934
00:41:50,040 --> 00:41:50,700
We got two.

935
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:52,980
We got three.

936
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,000
We got four.

937
00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:55,860
We got too much parsley.

938
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:56,360
Okay.

939
00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:57,960
Now you need to serve it.

940
00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:00,960
Put it on the checkout shelf.

941
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,700
Give that to the sous.

942
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:06,220
Compliments to the chef.

943
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:07,020
Me.

944
00:42:08,340 --> 00:42:10,000
Click on the checkout app.

945
00:42:11,760 --> 00:42:15,220
Let's take an Instagram snap of this shit first.

946
00:42:15,220 --> 00:42:23,100
There we go.

947
00:42:23,100 --> 00:42:23,100
There we go.

948
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,180
Upload that.

949
00:42:25,180 --> 00:42:26,640
Slap dash filter.

950
00:42:27,060 --> 00:42:28,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

951
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:28,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

952
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:28,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

953
00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:29,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

954
00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:30,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

955
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:30,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

956
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:30,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

957
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:30,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

958
00:42:30,060 --> 00:42:30,540
5,000 likes on Facebook.

959
00:42:30,540 --> 00:42:32,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

960
00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:32,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

961
00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:33,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

962
00:42:33,060 --> 00:42:34,060
5,000 likes on Facebook.

963
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:34,060
9,000 subscribers on Facebook.

964
00:42:34,060 --> 00:42:35,060
9,000 subscribers on Facebook.

965
00:42:35,060 --> 00:42:36,060
9,000 subscribers on Facebook.

966
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:36,060
8,000 likes on Facebook.

967
00:42:36,060 --> 00:42:37,060
8,000 likes on Instagram.

968
00:42:37,060 --> 00:42:38,060
8,000 likes on Instagram.

969
00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:39,060
And 2,000 yayos on Facebook.

970
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:57,780
Instagram and 2000 yayos on YouTube. Okay, we're in. Let's do that. Taste, two stars. Realization

971
00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:05,700
time, five stars. Overall score, two stars. Come on, Fantine, you need to give me better than that

972
00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:33,280
shit. Look, I try my best out here. I'm Fantine and hard out here. First day on the job. 22 years in the kitchen. How many fame points we give for the dish? The better the restaurant, the higher the quality of the dish. You need to prepare to earn any fame. Poorly made meals will lower your fame. To be honest, I was looking at two Michelin stars for that. I didn't get one.

973
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:42,840
Guest tip, right?

974
00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:45,320
Fame, guest complaints

975
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:46,900
Perfect flavor

976
00:43:46,900 --> 00:43:50,100
Baked trout, temperature perfect

977
00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,300
It's okay, it's not too bad, right?

978
00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:54,100
That's it for today

979
00:43:54,100 --> 00:43:55,420
Tomorrow we'll be open for business

980
00:43:55,420 --> 00:43:56,140
Do your best

981
00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,180
Okay, Victor D'Souza

982
00:43:58,180 --> 00:44:00,440
Good job, Victor D'Souza

983
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,220
Didn't turn up today because

984
00:44:02,220 --> 00:44:04,860
We were under a lot of stress

985
00:44:04,860 --> 00:44:06,260
A lot of pressure in this kitchen

986
00:44:06,260 --> 00:44:07,660
A lot of pressure

987
00:44:07,660 --> 00:44:15,160
Don't go bankrupt

988
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,780
Choose puck

989
00:44:19,780 --> 00:44:26,140
Steady hands

990
00:44:26,140 --> 00:44:27,680
Unbreakable plates

991
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:29,080
Heatproof gloves

992
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:31,840
I think I'm gonna go for

993
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,820
Heatproof gloves

994
00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:36,840
Because I could see there was some hot fish

995
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:37,520
Going on there

996
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,440
I don't know whether or not I burnt my hands

997
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:42,280
Bit of Bernie Sanders

998
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,960
I'm not sure

999
00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,200
Oh, there's even more perks

1000
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:48,780
Look, we can get thermal vision

1001
00:44:48,780 --> 00:44:51,220
Connections

1002
00:44:51,220 --> 00:44:55,600
slow motion, time rewinder, busy day.

1003
00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:02,560
Let's just get skilled up, right?

1004
00:45:02,860 --> 00:45:04,300
Let's get skilled up here.

1005
00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:10,060
Pick selected.

1006
00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,360
Steady hands.

1007
00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,200
Alright, it's late, right?

1008
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,540
Day two.

1009
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:29,260
You'd know all about it if you ever worked a day in your life.

1010
00:45:30,580 --> 00:45:31,060
Welcome.

1011
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,960
Welcome to Fontaine's.

1012
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,040
52nd and 6th.

1013
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,440
We're gonna do our best to accommodate your palate.

1014
00:45:40,060 --> 00:45:41,920
But until then, sit down.

1015
00:45:42,300 --> 00:45:43,060
And shut up.

1016
00:45:46,380 --> 00:45:47,820
Thomas Fox says,

1017
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:49,880
You're no Donald Skihan.

1018
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,100
I know who that son-

1019
00:45:53,100 --> 00:45:55,840
I don't know who this son of a bitch Skihan is.

1020
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,360
But he's going away to Rikers.

1021
00:46:03,740 --> 00:46:05,200
Let's have a look here.

1022
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,480
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for

1023
00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,700
that son of a bitch Nuki.

1024
00:46:12,700 --> 00:46:15,240
Dr. Roshin the Booker.

1025
00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,040
Who likes burgers.

1026
00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:18,900
Thank you very much.

1027
00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:22,120
Can I order my burger rare?

1028
00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:23,540
No, you need to have that well...

1029
00:46:23,540 --> 00:46:24,980
That shit needs to be well done.

1030
00:46:25,780 --> 00:46:28,260
Because raw beef could be a raw deal, right?

1031
00:46:29,340 --> 00:46:31,260
Let's pick up where we left off, right?

1032
00:46:31,260 --> 00:46:33,520
Open up the Skill Manager app.

1033
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:39,940
Skills provide you with some small gameplay bonuses.

1034
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:45,280
If you don't spend your skills, some skills become available, blah, blah, blah.

1035
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,540
Right, right, right, right, right.

1036
00:46:47,700 --> 00:46:47,940
Okay.

1037
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:58,880
I don't understand.

1038
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:00,180
Go back to the perks.

1039
00:47:00,420 --> 00:47:01,540
Okay, browse it right here.

1040
00:47:02,540 --> 00:47:05,320
Here you can review already owned perks.

1041
00:47:08,620 --> 00:47:09,740
I think that's all.

1042
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,080
Once you're done, you can exit, right?

1043
00:47:11,240 --> 00:47:12,160
That was a waste of time.

1044
00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:12,860
Thanks so much.

1045
00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:13,760
Thanks for nothing.

1046
00:47:14,840 --> 00:47:15,760
Let's get cooking.

1047
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:16,180
Yeah.

1048
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:17,720
My sentiments exactly.

1049
00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:19,900
You're telling me to go on Google, right?

1050
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:23,000
Ramsey's back.

1051
00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:26,360
Look at this guy.

1052
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:27,500
The concierge.

1053
00:47:27,660 --> 00:47:29,600
Salmon steak with boiled tomatoes.

1054
00:47:30,220 --> 00:47:31,180
Boiled potatoes, I mean.

1055
00:47:31,280 --> 00:47:32,180
Find a big pot.

1056
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:33,600
We need to boil them shits.

1057
00:47:34,140 --> 00:47:36,140
Okay, we got a big pot over here, Chef.

1058
00:47:37,380 --> 00:47:38,840
Big pot diaries.

1059
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:42,700
Fill it with a liter of cold tap.

1060
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:45,460
So we bring it over to the tap machine.

1061
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:48,360
And then we can...

1062
00:47:48,360 --> 00:47:52,080
Enter...

1063
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,920
Enter content, huh?

1064
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,040
Yeah, I'm trying.

1065
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:57,840
Trying, Rams.

1066
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:04,760
Q and right.

1067
00:48:04,880 --> 00:48:06,760
Okay, Q, Q, Q is right.

1068
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:08,560
E is right handle.

1069
00:48:12,380 --> 00:48:13,720
Hey, we're cooking here.

1070
00:48:14,780 --> 00:48:15,460
Hey, we're cooking.

1071
00:48:15,820 --> 00:48:17,960
We're filling the pot with water.

1072
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:19,360
We're going to boil those spuds.

1073
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:33,140
Okay, let's do...

1074
00:48:33,140 --> 00:48:34,020
Let's do this.

1075
00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:39,920
Let's slap that pot down there.

1076
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:40,560
Nice.

1077
00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:42,840
Pick up...

1078
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:44,460
A salt pot.

1079
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,760
Now we need to...

1080
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,400
I don't know how many times.

1081
00:48:49,220 --> 00:48:50,660
20 grams of salt.

1082
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:53,840
That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

1083
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,900
8, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.

1084
00:48:56,260 --> 00:48:57,140
That's 20 grams.

1085
00:48:57,720 --> 00:48:58,120
Why?

1086
00:48:58,600 --> 00:48:59,460
Because you got a sun.

1087
00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,660
10 plus 10 is sun.

1088
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,820
Put a little bit of salt down there for the people who couldn't make it.

1089
00:49:09,660 --> 00:49:11,040
Leave that pot down there.

1090
00:49:11,040 --> 00:49:11,280
We'll leave that pot down there too.

1091
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:12,040
Now...

1092
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:12,540
Now...

1093
00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:15,180
Let's buy 2 potatoes.

1094
00:49:16,060 --> 00:49:19,040
1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4...

1095
00:49:19,580 --> 00:49:22,540
5 potatoes, 6 potatoes, 7 potato more.

1096
00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:24,160
1...

1097
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:24,540
1...

1098
00:49:24,540 --> 00:49:32,540
How do I buy more than...

1099
00:49:33,500 --> 00:49:34,540
I want to buy more than...

1100
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,540
Oh, you got to be holding a pot, right?

1101
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:40,840
Fuck it.

1102
00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:41,920
We'll just put one at a time.

1103
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:44,440
Get another potato here.

1104
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,980
I like to do things old school.

1105
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,360
I don't like to do things by halves.

1106
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,740
I'm a one potato at a time kind of guy.

1107
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,780
You know that for a thing.

1108
00:49:54,820 --> 00:49:57,400
Once we've got those spuds in the pot,

1109
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,800
hold the big pot in your hands.

1110
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:03,560
Place it on the cooker.

1111
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,900
Boil that shit for 120 seconds.

1112
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:08,640
It's 2 minutes to me and you.

1113
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,500
Now let's turn that shit up.

1114
00:50:13,460 --> 00:50:15,300
Alright, fetch a salmon from the fridge.

1115
00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:21,900
Is that the right one?

1116
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:23,420
Yeah, that's right.

1117
00:50:23,520 --> 00:50:23,880
That's right.

1118
00:50:24,860 --> 00:50:28,700
So we had these salmon dons here from the River Moy.

1119
00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:32,720
We imported that shit over from Ireland.

1120
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:36,180
Land of the mystical fairies.

1121
00:50:37,180 --> 00:50:40,740
We seasoned that shit with salt and black pepper, right?

1122
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:44,880
Congratulations.

1123
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:46,340
Salmon fillet.

1124
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:48,260
You just got seasoned.

1125
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:50,300
Black pepper.

1126
00:50:51,100 --> 00:50:51,620
One gram.

1127
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:54,980
Just one gram.

1128
00:50:55,060 --> 00:50:56,380
Is that all you wanted?

1129
00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:01,920
Why are you wanting five grams?

1130
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:04,120
Golden grams.

1131
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,720
Two, three, four, five.

1132
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:11,480
Put that shit down.

1133
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:12,300
Five alive.

1134
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:15,460
We need our salt.

1135
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:20,820
I think this salmon dong would be salty enough, no?

1136
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:23,340
With it being a fish.

1137
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,760
Check the recipe for the precise shit.

1138
00:51:31,720 --> 00:51:32,580
Oh, yeah, five grams.

1139
00:51:32,820 --> 00:51:34,560
Three, four.

1140
00:51:35,620 --> 00:51:36,140
Four.

1141
00:51:37,900 --> 00:51:38,580
Five.

1142
00:51:40,100 --> 00:51:41,800
We're gonna need a frying pan.

1143
00:51:41,900 --> 00:51:44,620
We need every kind of pan we got going over here.

1144
00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:47,020
We got a salmon don down here.

1145
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:49,500
Bruno.

1146
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:55,260
Thank you very much, Mr. Bruno Brooks, for your kind of generous tip donation.

1147
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:58,000
Now.

1148
00:52:00,480 --> 00:52:01,500
Frying pan.

1149
00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:02,320
There we go.

1150
00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:07,680
Thanks for the donation.

1151
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,040
We got warrants.

1152
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,180
Hi, Mark.

1153
00:52:10,260 --> 00:52:11,020
Thank you very much.

1154
00:52:11,080 --> 00:52:11,920
We got warrants.

1155
00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,540
We got warrants.

1156
00:52:14,660 --> 00:52:15,060
What's this?

1157
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:15,780
Put down.

1158
00:52:16,740 --> 00:52:17,080
Enter.

1159
00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:17,880
Put down.

1160
00:52:20,540 --> 00:52:21,920
How do we put this goddamn...

1161
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:21,920
How do we put this goddamn...

1162
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:23,980
I don't know.

1163
00:52:24,660 --> 00:52:25,120
I don't know.

1164
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:26,600
Okay.

1165
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:28,480
No.

1166
00:52:28,940 --> 00:52:29,400
Shit.

1167
00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,360
We've been boiling these shits for too long.

1168
00:52:32,360 --> 00:52:35,960
Are these done?

1169
00:52:36,820 --> 00:52:37,740
Are these done?

1170
00:52:37,740 --> 00:52:40,680
I think they're done.

1171
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:40,680
I think they're done.

1172
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:51,860
What the fuck?

1173
00:52:52,700 --> 00:52:54,300
Let's put this shit on here.

1174
00:52:58,060 --> 00:53:02,440
Maybe we can do those potatoes mashed because they're gonna be too soggy to be...

1175
00:53:02,440 --> 00:53:03,880
A boiled...

1176
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:05,040
Just a boiled potato.

1177
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:05,500
Right?

1178
00:53:09,020 --> 00:53:09,500
Okay.

1179
00:53:10,060 --> 00:53:10,500
Pots.

1180
00:53:10,940 --> 00:53:11,980
Pots on the plates.

1181
00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:13,500
Pick up a large plate.

1182
00:53:14,340 --> 00:53:16,420
How come we're buying these shits all the time?

1183
00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:17,660
Do we not own our own plates?

1184
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:31,680
Now, how we doing here?

1185
00:53:31,940 --> 00:53:32,820
Salmon fillet.

1186
00:53:32,900 --> 00:53:33,480
Nearly done.

1187
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:35,800
What about this guy?

1188
00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:36,340
Shit!

1189
00:53:36,340 --> 00:53:37,640
We never had any oil.

1190
00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:38,720
Shit's gonna burn.

1191
00:53:43,380 --> 00:53:43,860
Huh?

1192
00:53:43,860 --> 00:53:49,620
Tilt the bottle.

1193
00:53:54,740 --> 00:53:56,720
I'm trying to tilt the goddamn bottle here.

1194
00:53:56,760 --> 00:53:57,400
It's not working.

1195
00:54:00,760 --> 00:54:01,160
Shit!

1196
00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:02,120
It's too much oil.

1197
00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:04,100
That's too much oil.

1198
00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:13,120
Soup.

1199
00:54:13,120 --> 00:54:14,120
Soup.

1200
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:14,660
What do you mean soup?

1201
00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:17,480
What's going on here?

1202
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:18,740
Why is he telling me soups?

1203
00:54:19,180 --> 00:54:20,580
Sam's steak, boiled potatoes.

1204
00:54:24,700 --> 00:54:26,380
Why is he telling me this isn't soup?

1205
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,180
Salmon fillet.

1206
00:54:27,540 --> 00:54:28,160
What are you eating?

1207
00:54:28,240 --> 00:54:28,800
You know soup?

1208
00:54:30,060 --> 00:54:31,020
What's going on here?

1209
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:31,800
We got a soup.

1210
00:54:32,660 --> 00:54:33,460
I don't want to...

1211
00:54:33,460 --> 00:54:34,480
We didn't know it's soup.

1212
00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:45,280
Oh, shit.

1213
00:54:45,280 --> 00:54:45,440
Shit.

1214
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,860
The oil has turned the shit into a sauce.

1215
00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:57,320
We got a sauce.

1216
00:54:57,320 --> 00:55:07,720
Is it done?

1217
00:55:08,100 --> 00:55:08,900
Do you reckon it's done?

1218
00:55:21,980 --> 00:55:23,320
Put the plate on the shelf.

1219
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:25,800
Use the app to pick the order you're about to complete, right?

1220
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:25,880
Okay.

1221
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:32,880
In you go.

1222
00:55:35,060 --> 00:55:35,620
Wow.

1223
00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:37,800
Hey, we got a good score there.

1224
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:39,220
We got a great score.

1225
00:55:42,900 --> 00:55:44,500
Three-star taste.

1226
00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,460
Five-star realization time.

1227
00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:49,180
Overall, three stars.

1228
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,680
And our fame points went up a little bit there.

1229
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,860
Very, very nice.

1230
00:55:54,860 --> 00:55:58,700
Eight-minute dish.

1231
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,280
Guest is pleased.

1232
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,140
Any complaints?

1233
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:02,640
Oh, flavors.

1234
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,860
Too much oil.

1235
00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:05,840
Yeah, we know that.

1236
00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:09,840
We had a little problem there with Sammy's sunflower.

1237
00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:14,960
He wouldn't talk, so we tried to squeeze him a little bit harder.

1238
00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:16,880
We bust him.

1239
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:20,080
Won't happen again.

1240
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,880
Technique, very good.

1241
00:56:24,140 --> 00:56:25,680
Heating mistakes, okay?

1242
00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:27,640
Perfect temperature, though.

1243
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:29,380
Can't fault me for that, right?

1244
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,860
Let's do some soup.

1245
00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:39,600
Let's get some soup going.

1246
00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,600
Let's get a big pot.

1247
00:56:41,100 --> 00:56:42,540
Let's soup this shit up.

1248
00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:44,700
Maybe we can empty this.

1249
00:56:45,340 --> 00:56:46,140
Over here.

1250
00:56:47,080 --> 00:56:47,700
No, no, no.

1251
00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:49,540
Huh?

1252
00:56:49,980 --> 00:56:50,840
We need to empty.

1253
00:56:51,840 --> 00:56:52,560
How'd you empty?

1254
00:57:00,560 --> 00:57:04,160
Fuck it.

1255
00:57:04,160 --> 00:57:04,820
Leave that there.

1256
00:57:04,900 --> 00:57:05,740
We won't bother with that.

1257
00:57:05,820 --> 00:57:07,020
We'll pick a brand new pot.

1258
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,680
We don't know how to empty these pots.

1259
00:57:09,020 --> 00:57:09,920
They ain't gonna tell us.

1260
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:11,520
We don't need to empty this shit.

1261
00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:16,260
Okay, 700 ml of chicken broth.

1262
00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:20,080
You can tilt the cotton to hasten the process of the broth.

1263
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:20,520
Okay.

1264
00:57:22,900 --> 00:57:24,120
Okay, let's do this.

1265
00:57:24,240 --> 00:57:24,760
Let's do this.

1266
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:25,420
Let's do this.

1267
00:57:37,620 --> 00:57:38,760
Oh, no, no, no.

1268
00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:46,160
Oh, fuck.

1269
00:57:46,640 --> 00:57:48,480
Sorry about my language, guys.

1270
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:53,020
All right, let's go and dip out some of this soup broth.

1271
00:57:53,940 --> 00:57:56,940
Anybody know how we can dip out this soup broth here?

1272
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:04,000
Does anybody at all know how we can get rid of this goddamn soup broth?

1273
00:58:09,940 --> 00:58:13,460
Does anyone know there in the chat how we can get rid of this soup broth?

1274
00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:18,580
Oh, it's...

1275
00:58:18,580 --> 00:58:19,600
Oh, fuck.

1276
00:58:19,600 --> 00:58:21,780
Spilled that shit.

1277
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:24,560
All over the kitchen floor there.

1278
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:25,500
No.

1279
00:58:26,180 --> 00:58:27,940
We emptied it on the floor anyway.

1280
00:58:27,940 --> 00:58:28,940
That's...

1281
00:58:28,940 --> 00:58:33,360
700 ml.

1282
00:58:35,740 --> 00:58:36,900
That's 602.

1283
00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:38,940
Another 100.

1284
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:44,280
And we're out of broth.

1285
00:58:44,280 --> 00:58:44,880
And we're out of broth.

1286
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:47,880
We're out of broth.

1287
00:58:47,940 --> 00:58:49,100
We don't even have that...

1288
00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:53,280
We don't even have enough broth to make a soup now.

1289
00:58:54,860 --> 00:58:55,780
Son of a bitch.

1290
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,620
Son of a bitch broth.

1291
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:00,260
Makes a pretty good soup.

1292
00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:02,120
Season of a bitch.

1293
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Now, season the broth.

1294
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Now, season the broth.

1295
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Season the broth.

1296
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Season the broth.

1297
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Season the broth.

1298
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Season the broth.

1299
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Season the broth.

1300
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Season the broth.

1301
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Season the broth.

1302
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:02,120
Season the broth.

1303
00:59:02,120 --> 00:59:03,120
Season the broth.

1304
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,120
Season the broth.

1305
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:04,120
Okay.

1306
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,420
What do we use to season this shit?

1307
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:07,780
Black pepper, right?

1308
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:10,380
Let's have a look at our recipe list.

1309
00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:12,260
12 grams of salt.

1310
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:13,780
That's something I can do.

1311
00:59:14,860 --> 00:59:16,340
That's something I can do.

1312
00:59:19,300 --> 00:59:23,980
12 grams of sea crystals.

1313
00:59:26,540 --> 00:59:27,720
That's great stuff.

1314
00:59:28,040 --> 00:59:29,660
Thank you very much, Mr. Salt.

1315
00:59:29,760 --> 00:59:31,060
Put you back down there.

1316
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,700
Black pepper, 12 grams.

1317
00:59:34,700 --> 00:59:37,700
Black pepper, 12 grams.

1318
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:41,520
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 9, 10, 10, 10, 11, 12.

1319
00:59:44,080 --> 00:59:45,140
Put you back there.

1320
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:50,660
And I think we got cayenne pepper or some shit.

1321
00:59:50,800 --> 00:59:56,120
Some special spice from cayenne.

1322
00:59:59,160 --> 00:59:59,560
Right.

1323
00:59:59,740 --> 01:00:01,780
Which is one of those Caribbean islands.

1324
01:00:04,180 --> 01:00:05,940
I don't know whereabouts that is.

1325
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:07,920
But they make the pepper there.

1326
01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:15,400
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch.

1327
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:15,420
Thank you very much, Kenny.

1328
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:19,900
Thank you very much.

1329
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:20,660
Where's the cayenne?

1330
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,500
We got the cayenne?

1331
01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:22,120
Here we go.

1332
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:24,740
How much of that shit we need?

1333
01:00:25,140 --> 01:00:26,760
Six Gs?

1334
01:00:26,980 --> 01:00:27,200
Oh.

1335
01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:30,440
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

1336
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:33,140
Grams of the finest cayenne.

1337
01:00:33,140 --> 01:00:34,520
Thanks for the donation.

1338
01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:35,340
We got warrants.

1339
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:36,640
We got a pot to piss in.

1340
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,880
Clone named Gipsow.

1341
01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:38,920
Thank you very much.

1342
01:00:39,860 --> 01:00:41,800
Big pot of chicken broth.

1343
01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:46,360
Eight tomatoes to the big pot.

1344
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:47,920
Let's bring this shit over here.

1345
01:00:48,460 --> 01:00:49,740
Slap that down there.

1346
01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:52,180
Let's grab our tomatoes.

1347
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:54,800
Maybe we can bring the pot over and put them in.

1348
01:00:57,200 --> 01:00:58,320
Let's have a look here.

1349
01:01:00,880 --> 01:01:02,000
Eight tomatoes.

1350
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:04,120
Eight.

1351
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:11,080
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

1352
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:12,160
Right.

1353
01:01:12,360 --> 01:01:14,100
We need one onion.

1354
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:17,880
That's a limon and onion.

1355
01:01:18,160 --> 01:01:18,520
Here we go.

1356
01:01:18,600 --> 01:01:19,840
120 grams.

1357
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,180
One cent per head.

1358
01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,500
Place the pot on the cooker.

1359
01:01:25,460 --> 01:01:26,860
Do we not have to blend this shit?

1360
01:01:27,860 --> 01:01:28,800
Suppose we boil it.

1361
01:01:29,540 --> 01:01:31,780
We boil it for us and then you can blend it later.

1362
01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:32,800
60 seconds.

1363
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:34,200
Oh my God.

1364
01:01:34,200 --> 01:01:35,780
I had the cooking machine left on.

1365
01:01:36,620 --> 01:01:38,020
Keep an eye on the clock.

1366
01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:38,920
Okay.

1367
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:44,480
How long did he say?

1368
01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:45,380
60 seconds?

1369
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:46,440
Is that what he said?

1370
01:01:48,180 --> 01:01:52,980
Can somebody in the chat tell me was it 60 seconds he said?

1371
01:01:53,280 --> 01:01:54,240
The goddamn soup.

1372
01:01:55,300 --> 01:01:55,520
Huh?

1373
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:57,600
Anybody?

1374
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:59,660
Thanks for the donation.

1375
01:01:59,880 --> 01:02:01,000
We got warrants.

1376
01:02:02,380 --> 01:02:03,320
Thank you very much.

1377
01:02:03,580 --> 01:02:04,040
Cormac.

1378
01:02:05,320 --> 01:02:05,800
Cormac.

1379
01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:07,920
If it isn't my old friend.

1380
01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:09,860
Cormac Malloy.

1381
01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:11,760
How you doing there?

1382
01:02:13,200 --> 01:02:14,980
You're going away for a long time.

1383
01:02:15,100 --> 01:02:16,000
To thank you.

1384
01:02:16,660 --> 01:02:17,400
Private jet.

1385
01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:19,500
Ready for takeoff at Newark.

1386
01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:21,180
All the Guardia.

1387
01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:22,040
Your choice.

1388
01:02:25,780 --> 01:02:26,260
Right.

1389
01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:26,740
We done?

1390
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:33,680
Blend the content.

1391
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:34,580
Turn off the heat.

1392
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,980
Blend the contents of the pot.

1393
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:43,560
No.

1394
01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:48,820
Turn off the heat and blend the contents.

1395
01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:49,700
Yeah, I'm doing that.

1396
01:02:50,700 --> 01:03:03,080
That's good.

1397
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:03,080
That's good.

1398
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:03,580
That's good.

1399
01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:04,220
Hurry up.

1400
01:03:04,300 --> 01:03:05,160
Someone's saying hurry up.

1401
01:03:05,220 --> 01:03:06,420
They're getting restless down there.

1402
01:03:06,500 --> 01:03:07,440
What do we need now?

1403
01:03:08,640 --> 01:03:11,180
We need some of this goddamn sour cream.

1404
01:03:12,460 --> 01:03:16,720
That son of a bitch is gonna be pretty sour if he doesn't get his soup on time, right?

1405
01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:17,860
So we gotta tilt this.

1406
01:03:17,980 --> 01:03:18,800
How many mils?

1407
01:03:21,680 --> 01:03:23,140
How many mils of this shit?

1408
01:03:25,060 --> 01:03:25,840
150 mil?

1409
01:03:35,360 --> 01:03:36,360
Is that enough?

1410
01:03:37,900 --> 01:03:38,880
Is that enough?

1411
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:39,880
Oh my God.

1412
01:03:45,160 --> 01:03:46,100
Hey, we got too much.

1413
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,200
We got too much out of here.

1414
01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:51,560
What do we do?

1415
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:52,880
We put the heat back on?

1416
01:03:54,400 --> 01:03:54,700
Huh?

1417
01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:58,520
What do we do here?

1418
01:03:58,940 --> 01:04:00,700
They're telling me to put more cream in there.

1419
01:04:04,020 --> 01:04:05,200
Clock is ticking here.

1420
01:04:06,340 --> 01:04:07,780
Like a sugar palm.

1421
01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:10,940
Are we pouring that into the fucking pot there?

1422
01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:11,780
Is that a...

1423
01:04:12,420 --> 01:04:13,140
Okay, it's gone.

1424
01:04:13,560 --> 01:04:14,280
Too much cream.

1425
01:04:16,100 --> 01:04:17,620
Too much goddamn cream.

1426
01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:18,440
What do we do now?

1427
01:04:19,580 --> 01:04:20,380
Open the door.

1428
01:04:20,540 --> 01:04:21,000
Close it.

1429
01:04:21,660 --> 01:04:23,040
Put that shit back on the heat.

1430
01:04:25,720 --> 01:04:26,960
Take a deep plate.

1431
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:27,880
Place it on a counter.

1432
01:04:28,000 --> 01:04:28,280
Right.

1433
01:04:28,840 --> 01:04:29,260
Sweet.

1434
01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:31,520
Is that a deep plate?

1435
01:04:31,600 --> 01:04:32,180
Is that a dish?

1436
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:32,780
Is that a...

1437
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,280
Basic.

1438
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:34,420
Basic.

1439
01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:34,420
Basic.

1440
01:04:34,420 --> 01:04:39,580
Take the pot.

1441
01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:40,800
Target the plate.

1442
01:04:41,340 --> 01:04:41,680
Press.

1443
01:04:42,080 --> 01:04:43,140
And then press it again.

1444
01:04:43,460 --> 01:04:44,940
And hold down a while.

1445
01:04:52,000 --> 01:04:53,360
We're gonna wait for the soup.

1446
01:04:53,420 --> 01:04:54,120
It says, look.

1447
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:57,160
We need to wait for the bar to finish cooking the soup.

1448
01:05:00,580 --> 01:05:05,020
We went full cream on that shit.

1449
01:05:06,220 --> 01:05:07,500
We ended up creaming...

1450
01:05:07,500 --> 01:05:08,740
Over-creaming our soup.

1451
01:05:09,460 --> 01:05:10,320
You never want to over-cream the soup.

1452
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:11,440
You're going away to Rikers.

1453
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,460
That's something Cormac Molloy told me.

1454
01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:15,340
And also Mr. Fontaine, too.

1455
01:05:15,420 --> 01:05:16,220
Thank you very much.

1456
01:05:27,740 --> 01:05:29,380
Now, let's do this.

1457
01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:35,700
Now, let's...

1458
01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:36,880
We can't fuck this up.

1459
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:39,680
Okay.

1460
01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:45,360
Whoa!

1461
01:05:45,360 --> 01:05:45,440
Whoa!

1462
01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:54,180
Congratulations!

1463
01:05:55,900 --> 01:05:57,200
You got a soup.

1464
01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:00,240
It was made yesterday afternoon.

1465
01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:01,800
I hope you enjoy the taste.

1466
01:06:04,520 --> 01:06:05,740
Stick that in the oven.

1467
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,100
Taste, four stars.

1468
01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,700
Time, one star.

1469
01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:13,420
Score, four stars.

1470
01:06:13,500 --> 01:06:14,600
Three and a half stars.

1471
01:06:15,720 --> 01:06:18,380
Thank you very much, Mr. Soup.

1472
01:06:18,900 --> 01:06:19,860
You got a son.

1473
01:06:22,860 --> 01:06:24,240
Really enjoying this.

1474
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:26,600
Tomato soup.

1475
01:06:26,600 --> 01:06:27,840
Too much cream.

1476
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:30,720
Tell me about it.

1477
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,420
Chicken broth.

1478
01:06:33,520 --> 01:06:34,120
Not enough.

1479
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:34,680
Hey.

1480
01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:36,800
Save it for the judge.

1481
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:38,440
Technique.

1482
01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,380
Tomato soup.

1483
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,160
Wrong amount of product.

1484
01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:44,300
Shut your mouth.

1485
01:06:45,080 --> 01:06:46,180
Temperature, perfect.

1486
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:48,140
Thanks very much.

1487
01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:49,380
You got a son.

1488
01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:55,760
Now, we're gonna make a dessert for this son of a bitch.

1489
01:06:56,420 --> 01:06:57,120
Big trout.

1490
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,120
I know how to cook that.

1491
01:06:58,420 --> 01:06:59,180
Piece of piss.

1492
01:07:02,080 --> 01:07:05,720
Let's slap a fish on my board.

1493
01:07:05,940 --> 01:07:07,020
Do I have to wash this?

1494
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:09,420
Ain't gonna bother.

1495
01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:10,520
Five pepper.

1496
01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:11,220
I know that.

1497
01:07:11,220 --> 01:07:14,320
One, two, three, four, five.

1498
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:19,780
I think.

1499
01:07:20,420 --> 01:07:21,100
I hope.

1500
01:07:21,100 --> 01:07:21,120
I hope.

1501
01:07:29,620 --> 01:07:30,520
Why do I do it?

1502
01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:36,100
Shit, I forgot how to cook the trout.

1503
01:07:36,420 --> 01:07:37,300
How do we do this?

1504
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,780
How the hell do we do this?

1505
01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:44,860
I forgot what goes on the trout.

1506
01:07:46,520 --> 01:07:46,900
Dill.

1507
01:07:46,960 --> 01:07:47,820
I know dill, right?

1508
01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,640
That son of a bitch dill.

1509
01:07:51,080 --> 01:07:52,200
Makes a good fish.

1510
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:57,500
Two, four, five.

1511
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:00,520
Sweet.

1512
01:08:01,260 --> 01:08:02,520
Savory, should I say.

1513
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,480
Time.

1514
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:10,220
Do we?

1515
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,420
Ah, fuck.

1516
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:12,160
Do we?

1517
01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:14,100
Where's the recipe here?

1518
01:08:19,960 --> 01:08:22,180
Where's our goddamn recipe here?

1519
01:08:25,820 --> 01:08:26,900
Close that fridge.

1520
01:08:26,940 --> 01:08:27,800
You got a fridge.

1521
01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:29,240
Thanks very much.

1522
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,980
Can somebody tell me about what to put on this fish?

1523
01:08:34,480 --> 01:08:36,280
Do I need to put time on there?

1524
01:08:37,360 --> 01:08:38,980
Should we stick some time on this fish?

1525
01:08:44,900 --> 01:08:45,300
Fuck.

1526
01:08:47,500 --> 01:08:48,460
We ain't got time.

1527
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:48,940
We ain't got.

1528
01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:53,660
The irony here is that we don't have enough time

1529
01:08:53,660 --> 01:08:55,800
to try and figure out how much time

1530
01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,420
we need to put on the goddamn fish.

1531
01:09:00,460 --> 01:09:00,860
Okay.

1532
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:01,600
Pepper.

1533
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:05,860
Shit, I put five grams of salt on that son of a bitch.

1534
01:09:07,140 --> 01:09:07,840
I think.

1535
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:11,760
Oh, that's right.

1536
01:09:11,820 --> 01:09:12,120
That's right.

1537
01:09:12,220 --> 01:09:13,700
Bacon tray, 90 seconds.

1538
01:09:14,080 --> 01:09:15,420
Seasoned with horseradish.

1539
01:09:15,420 --> 01:09:21,880
That works out pretty neat for me.

1540
01:09:22,140 --> 01:09:22,780
That'll do.

1541
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,860
I hope to God I didn't put salt on that shit.

1542
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:30,780
Okay, time.

1543
01:09:31,460 --> 01:09:32,400
We got the time.

1544
01:09:32,480 --> 01:09:33,180
We got the time.

1545
01:09:34,140 --> 01:09:34,660
We got the time.

1546
01:09:34,660 --> 01:09:36,320
Where is the goddamn time?

1547
01:09:36,580 --> 01:09:37,120
There we go.

1548
01:09:39,960 --> 01:09:45,640
One, two, three, four, five grams of time.

1549
01:09:47,220 --> 01:09:50,440
And we stick that on a little tray.

1550
01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:51,900
The oven is still on.

1551
01:09:52,640 --> 01:09:57,400
Just think the fucking gas bill is gonna be electricity or whatever the hell it is.

1552
01:09:58,140 --> 01:09:59,240
It's gonna be sky high.

1553
01:09:59,880 --> 01:10:02,120
Bankrupt by Monday morning.

1554
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:06,320
Let's stick this shit in the oven at 90 degrees, right?

1555
01:10:06,940 --> 01:10:10,040
Because every little bit of trout needs a bit of heat.

1556
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:11,720
So we switch that on.

1557
01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:14,360
We wait for that son of a bitch to cook.

1558
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:15,760
90 seconds.

1559
01:10:16,020 --> 01:10:21,960
In the meantime, when life gives you lemons, you gotta chop them shits up.

1560
01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:25,680
Bring this stuff right back over to the chop block.

1561
01:10:26,380 --> 01:10:27,460
Slap it down.

1562
01:10:28,620 --> 01:10:29,660
Clasp your knife.

1563
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,520
And here we go.

1564
01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:32,800
One.

1565
01:10:33,620 --> 01:10:34,040
Two-sy.

1566
01:10:34,820 --> 01:10:35,480
Three-sy.

1567
01:10:36,360 --> 01:10:37,680
Thank you very much-y.

1568
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:40,480
Yeah, I'm gonna make that nice.

1569
01:10:42,340 --> 01:10:45,160
I know we only need five slices, right?

1570
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:48,000
But that lemon was a piece of shit.

1571
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:50,960
The last time, it was too big.

1572
01:10:51,000 --> 01:10:51,980
It was too big of a lemon.

1573
01:10:52,760 --> 01:10:55,000
Let's throw some of these pieces.

1574
01:10:55,440 --> 01:10:56,520
Let's throw this away.

1575
01:10:57,060 --> 01:10:57,960
Let's throw it over there.

1576
01:10:58,020 --> 01:10:59,160
We need a bin for this shit.

1577
01:10:59,160 --> 01:11:03,000
We need a goddamn bin.

1578
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,420
We'll pick that one up.

1579
01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:07,980
Let's see if we can get it in the sink over there.

1580
01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:09,640
No.

1581
01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,140
Let's pick this one up.

1582
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,160
I'll put it back down there just in case we need a fifth slice.

1583
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,440
How we doing there, Mr. Fishy?

1584
01:11:20,820 --> 01:11:21,980
Still not baked.

1585
01:11:24,100 --> 01:11:25,340
Still not baked.

1586
01:11:25,340 --> 01:11:28,600
Now we play the waiting game for Mr. Trout.

1587
01:11:28,600 --> 01:11:31,420
Well, if it isn't Mr. Trout.

1588
01:11:33,800 --> 01:11:35,060
Charlie Garvey told me all about it.

1589
01:11:35,060 --> 01:11:35,980
The Lonely Donkey.

1590
01:11:36,220 --> 01:11:37,100
Thank you very much.

1591
01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:40,800
Last I heard, that son of a bitch Trout was banged up for dealing time.

1592
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,780
I caught him with a 50 bag of time.

1593
01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:48,100
Yesterday afternoon snatch.

1594
01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:51,340
Let's slap that fish back down there.

1595
01:11:51,540 --> 01:11:54,380
Actually, maybe we can put him on a little plate.

1596
01:11:54,580 --> 01:11:55,740
Fishy on a dishy.

1597
01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:59,200
Let's grab a big, large plate.

1598
01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:01,740
We don't want to smash that.

1599
01:12:01,820 --> 01:12:02,540
We're not Greek.

1600
01:12:02,780 --> 01:12:03,640
This ain't no wedding.

1601
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,140
Put that shit on there.

1602
01:12:10,260 --> 01:12:14,260
Slap some goddamn parsley on those scales.

1603
01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:24,380
Maybe three time. Maybe pos- maybe three pos- Oh!

1604
01:12:24,380 --> 01:12:54,300
What are we- I don't know what to say, Fanny. I don't know what to say.

1605
01:12:54,300 --> 01:13:16,780
*sigh* What the fuck? Can I put it on a new plate? Yeah.

1606
01:13:16,780 --> 01:13:18,780
*snap*

1607
01:13:18,780 --> 01:13:19,780
*snap*

1608
01:13:19,780 --> 01:13:23,780
*snap*

1609
01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:29,780
Oh sweet. Very nice. Huh? Why does it keep falling?

1610
01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:33,780
*snap*

1611
01:13:33,780 --> 01:13:35,780
*snap*

1612
01:13:35,780 --> 01:13:37,680
No one's gonna know any different, right?

1613
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:41,100
That's what you get when you come to Fontaine's.

1614
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:44,900
One, two, three, four.

1615
01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,300
Fuck it. Let's do that. Let's do that.

1616
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:51,740
Let's go.

1617
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,580
Stick that in your oven and cook it.

1618
01:13:56,860 --> 01:14:01,120
Tell me, tell D'Souza he's gonna enjoy this.

1619
01:14:03,120 --> 01:14:04,200
Sweet as a nut.

1620
01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,140
Four-star taste.

1621
01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:09,780
Yeah, there might have been a bit of crud on that from the floor, right?

1622
01:14:10,340 --> 01:14:11,680
Time, five stars.

1623
01:14:12,440 --> 01:14:15,800
Hey, ironic, because we forgot the time.

1624
01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:18,740
At the time.

1625
01:14:19,300 --> 01:14:21,120
Overall score, nearly four stars.

1626
01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:22,500
That's not bad, Fontaine.

1627
01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:25,140
Guest complaint, flavors.

1628
01:14:26,260 --> 01:14:27,680
Not enough horseradish.

1629
01:14:27,860 --> 01:14:28,820
Well, that makes sense.

1630
01:14:28,820 --> 01:14:30,400
We didn't put any on.

1631
01:14:30,860 --> 01:14:34,180
Technique, bad cutting of lemons.

1632
01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,960
Wrong amount of lemons.

1633
01:14:38,060 --> 01:14:39,120
Temperature perfect.

1634
01:14:39,680 --> 01:14:40,500
Great stuff.

1635
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,880
Very happy with that.

1636
01:14:42,280 --> 01:14:47,740
Once again, another happy customer at Fontaine's will be returning again soon with a warrant.

1637
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:57,800
Michelin star, here we come, baby.

1638
01:14:57,800 --> 01:15:00,920
Michelin goddamn star.

1639
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:02,440
You're going away to Rikers.

1640
01:15:03,060 --> 01:15:03,880
Look at these.

1641
01:15:04,520 --> 01:15:05,480
Stars and stripes.

1642
01:15:05,620 --> 01:15:06,940
Grid, grid range 741.

1643
01:15:07,700 --> 01:15:09,900
Every one of those was a Michelin star.

1644
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:14,500
For my 22 years of duty in the kitchen unit.

1645
01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:17,340
Stars and stripes.

1646
01:15:17,420 --> 01:15:18,640
These colors don't run, kid.

1647
01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:26,340
A brave eagle soars across a broken sky.

1648
01:15:27,300 --> 01:15:27,940
Rushmore.

1649
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:29,960
The mountain of faces.

1650
01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:33,860
The eagle's talons are sharp.

1651
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:37,280
Ready to claw anybody who gets in his way.

1652
01:15:37,980 --> 01:15:46,660
whether that be a communist or any of those chancers out there in the Far East,

1653
01:15:47,060 --> 01:15:52,060
Kim Jong, whatever the hell his name is, we're coming for you, Kim Jong.

1654
01:15:53,340 --> 01:15:59,480
If you think we're missing, just ask Saddam what went down.

1655
01:16:00,620 --> 01:16:04,500
You won't know because he ain't around to tell you no more.

1656
01:16:05,360 --> 01:16:06,560
Over and out, Fentain.

1657
01:16:06,560 --> 01:16:10,560
Great rain, thank you very much.

1658
01:16:11,140 --> 01:16:13,800
Charlie Goff, you told me all about it yesterday.

1659
01:16:14,080 --> 01:16:16,720
Johnny Wilson, how you doing, tennis racket?

1660
01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:19,960
Heard you were going to the U.S. Open there.

1661
01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:21,800
Flushing meadows, huh?

1662
01:16:24,120 --> 01:16:29,280
How about we put your head down the toilet and flush that down into the meadow of pain?

1663
01:16:30,480 --> 01:16:32,220
Maybe then you'll talk, Wilson, huh?

1664
01:16:33,820 --> 01:16:35,080
Smash court tennis.

1665
01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:37,000
Thank you very much.

1666
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,100
Right, what we got to do now, we got to choose a recipe.

1667
01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,320
Where's the lamb sauce?

1668
01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,480
Why aren't you whipping the plates?

1669
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:50,420
Okay, unlock recipe.

1670
01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:51,380
Let's unlock this.

1671
01:16:51,600 --> 01:16:53,160
Pork chops and baked potatoes.

1672
01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:53,600
Mmm.

1673
01:16:55,600 --> 01:16:57,840
Simple Ukrainian borscht.

1674
01:16:59,540 --> 01:17:01,840
I think I'm going to go for the pork chop.

1675
01:17:02,500 --> 01:17:05,440
One of my all-time favorite recipes and meals.

1676
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:08,440
I used to eat pork chops for breakfast.

1677
01:17:09,240 --> 01:17:10,500
Though I had to stop.

1678
01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:12,780
Health implications and such.

1679
01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:17,080
They were good times.

1680
01:17:17,080 --> 01:17:17,100
They were good times.

1681
01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:17,500
They were good times.

1682
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:19,400
They were good times, but they had to start.

1683
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:20,940
The party has to end sometime.

1684
01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:23,240
That's what the doctor told me.

1685
01:17:24,140 --> 01:17:24,500
Right.

1686
01:17:24,700 --> 01:17:26,700
Cut potato, 300 grams of the chunk.

1687
01:17:27,460 --> 01:17:31,780
Let's keep a record of this because we sometimes forget, right?

1688
01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:42,500
Is there any chance we can pin this goddamn recipe to our sweet little recipe book?

1689
01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:48,740
Hold on here, right?

1690
01:17:48,860 --> 01:17:50,020
Let me take a photograph.

1691
01:17:52,720 --> 01:17:55,120
We need some tunes to cook, though.

1692
01:17:55,220 --> 01:17:58,840
Any recommend requests for tunes?

1693
01:17:59,860 --> 01:18:01,420
Tunes that you'd like to cook, too?

1694
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:09,200
Hold on a second.

1695
01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,000
We can't do that.

1696
01:18:10,060 --> 01:18:10,860
That's fluctuating.

1697
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:13,900
We can't do that.

1698
01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:15,180
We got bad internet.

1699
01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:16,240
We got upload speed.

1700
01:18:16,280 --> 01:18:19,440
We got a good upload, but we got a shitty-ass download speed.

1701
01:18:20,500 --> 01:18:22,140
I don't know what that's about tonight.

1702
01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:25,000
So we're going to have to lay off the tunes.

1703
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:33,440
Pork chops, 200 grams, seasoned with salt.

1704
01:18:33,520 --> 01:18:41,440
Let's take a picture of this, so we got to take a picture of this recipe in case they try to swindle us.

1705
01:18:49,820 --> 01:18:51,220
Scroll that shit down.

1706
01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:51,760
Okay.

1707
01:18:51,760 --> 01:18:52,220
Okay.

1708
01:18:52,220 --> 01:18:53,780
Okay.

1709
01:18:53,780 --> 01:18:53,840
Okay.

1710
01:18:53,840 --> 01:18:54,340
Okay.

1711
01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:59,060
There's a radio next to the computer.

1712
01:18:59,060 --> 01:19:00,540
Sweet.

1713
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:18,700
We had to buy the borscht.

1714
01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:20,280
I couldn't buy my pork chop.

1715
01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:25,300
Beetroot.

1716
01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:26,960
Let's have a... Let's stick this for me.

1717
01:19:54,160 --> 01:19:56,600
Is that Liam Gala? It sounds like Liam Gala.

1718
01:20:17,320 --> 01:20:20,000
Sorry, that Liam Gala shit sucks.

1719
01:20:21,120 --> 01:20:23,080
It needs to be... It's Oasis or nothing.

1720
01:20:23,080 --> 01:20:30,400
Let's have a look. Skip preparation phase. No, we'll go here.

1721
01:20:34,680 --> 01:20:36,120
Let's have a look here now.

1722
01:20:38,660 --> 01:20:40,480
Reach fame score of at least 30.

1723
01:20:44,660 --> 01:20:47,020
We don't need a tomato. Let's put this shit back.

1724
01:20:47,820 --> 01:20:49,220
I'm gonna throw that tomato over here.

1725
01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:51,980
We'll clean that shit up from yesterday, right?

1726
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:55,440
We'll put that tomato there.

1727
01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:02,240
Skip prep phase. Done.

1728
01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:04,500
Shit.

1729
01:21:06,980 --> 01:21:09,700
Baked trout again. Okay. Let's do this.

1730
01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,780
This kitchen's a dump. We should've used the prep time.

1731
01:21:15,100 --> 01:21:16,680
Why did I skip the prep time?

1732
01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,460
This is gonna be a great day. I swear to God.

1733
01:21:25,460 --> 01:21:26,460
Dill.

1734
01:21:27,460 --> 01:21:28,380
Five dill.

1735
01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,180
One, two, three, four, five.

1736
01:21:32,520 --> 01:21:33,020
Thanks.

1737
01:21:33,700 --> 01:21:34,700
Keep the change.

1738
01:21:35,660 --> 01:21:36,180
Time.

1739
01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:44,700
One, two, three, four, five.

1740
01:21:49,380 --> 01:21:49,860
And...

1741
01:21:49,860 --> 01:21:51,960
Black Pepper by five.

1742
01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:01,700
Hello?

1743
01:22:03,220 --> 01:22:03,840
Sorry there.

1744
01:22:03,900 --> 01:22:04,640
We got disconnected.

1745
01:22:04,880 --> 01:22:06,140
I don't know what the hell is going on.

1746
01:22:06,240 --> 01:22:07,440
We need to get reconnected.

1747
01:22:07,560 --> 01:22:09,040
We got reconnected.

1748
01:22:09,560 --> 01:22:10,100
I don't know.

1749
01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:11,580
I don't have a clue.

1750
01:22:11,980 --> 01:22:13,100
Thanks for the donation.

1751
01:22:13,360 --> 01:22:13,580
We got...

1752
01:22:13,580 --> 01:22:15,240
All I do know is...

1753
01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:15,740
TK.

1754
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,200
Thank you very much, TK.

1755
01:22:18,920 --> 01:22:19,160
Hey.

1756
01:22:19,540 --> 01:22:21,320
I'm trying to cook a meal here, TK.

1757
01:22:21,320 --> 01:22:24,980
And we're coming in with your sweet, sweet, kind-hearted donations.

1758
01:22:24,980 --> 01:22:43,100
Talk about TK.

1759
01:22:44,780 --> 01:22:48,220
He's a real sweet guy, not gay.

1760
01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:52,580
If you are gay, that's fine.

1761
01:22:52,580 --> 01:22:56,720
Thanks for your tip and time.

1762
01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:03,780
It's all about that TK life.

1763
01:23:05,740 --> 01:23:06,840
The Taylor Keith.

1764
01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:08,440
Yeah, baby, all right.

1765
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:11,960
Thank you very much, TK.

1766
01:23:19,960 --> 01:23:20,600
Good.

1767
01:23:20,780 --> 01:23:21,620
That's enough of that.

1768
01:23:21,620 --> 01:23:24,480
That's enough of that.

1769
01:23:28,100 --> 01:23:28,540
Okay.

1770
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:29,640
TK.

1771
01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:30,640
I cannot believe it.

1772
01:23:30,660 --> 01:23:31,480
Thank you very much.

1773
01:23:32,260 --> 01:23:32,480
Right.

1774
01:23:32,560 --> 01:23:34,580
What do we got to do with this goddamn trout?

1775
01:23:34,900 --> 01:23:36,020
Stick it in the oven.

1776
01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:37,080
That's what you got to do.

1777
01:23:40,340 --> 01:23:40,580
Bah.

1778
01:23:43,340 --> 01:23:44,400
There we go here.

1779
01:23:45,340 --> 01:23:47,100
Slap that shit into the oven.

1780
01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:48,320
Oven is still on?

1781
01:23:50,500 --> 01:23:51,460
Holy shit.

1782
01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:56,960
Holy shit.

1783
01:23:57,960 --> 01:23:59,320
Thank you very much, TK.

1784
01:23:59,520 --> 01:24:01,000
Now, while we're doing that, what do we do?

1785
01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:01,480
What do we do?

1786
01:24:01,560 --> 01:24:01,960
What do we do?

1787
01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,740
We slice our goddamn lemons.

1788
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:04,600
We know that, right?

1789
01:24:06,180 --> 01:24:12,260
By the time we get to Tuesday, we're going to be able to make this meal in our sleep.

1790
01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:20,280
So what we're going to do is we're not going to fudge up our goddamn slicing duty like we did before.

1791
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:24,140
Take that.

1792
01:24:24,540 --> 01:24:25,540
Take that off.

1793
01:24:31,060 --> 01:24:32,020
Take that off.

1794
01:24:32,060 --> 01:24:33,740
Okay.

1795
01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:38,260
Get rid of that goddamn knife.

1796
01:24:41,080 --> 01:24:43,540
Throw that over there somewhere.

1797
01:24:44,140 --> 01:24:45,380
Throw it out that window, right?

1798
01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:49,380
Maybe throw that one out that window, too.

1799
01:24:50,860 --> 01:24:52,680
Maybe throw it up there into the fan.

1800
01:24:54,740 --> 01:24:55,340
Right.

1801
01:24:55,460 --> 01:24:56,760
Put that shit back down.

1802
01:24:57,320 --> 01:25:00,300
Slice this goddamn citrus.

1803
01:25:17,700 --> 01:25:18,340
Right.

1804
01:25:20,100 --> 01:25:20,620
Fish.

1805
01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:22,620
Fish done.

1806
01:25:23,440 --> 01:25:24,400
Another two seconds.

1807
01:25:28,780 --> 01:25:30,280
Thank you very much, TK.

1808
01:25:30,780 --> 01:25:32,320
I really appreciate that.

1809
01:25:32,860 --> 01:25:37,760
That's going to go towards the Rikers Island continuation fund.

1810
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:39,960
Let's take that tray.

1811
01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:42,060
Take the tray out of the goddamn oven there.

1812
01:25:42,780 --> 01:25:43,840
Slap that on.

1813
01:25:44,660 --> 01:25:45,680
Slap that off.

1814
01:25:49,160 --> 01:25:50,720
Put that fishy on a dishy.

1815
01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:53,680
Large plate.

1816
01:25:54,060 --> 01:25:56,920
Make sure we don't smash that shit like we did last time.

1817
01:25:56,920 --> 01:26:00,500
Oh, yeah, we do.

1818
01:26:00,680 --> 01:26:01,580
Put that there.

1819
01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:02,440
Put that on that.

1820
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,420
Bring her over here.

1821
01:26:05,600 --> 01:26:07,180
Remember the horseradish.

1822
01:26:07,460 --> 01:26:08,340
That's what we got to do.

1823
01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:10,740
We forgot about that horseradish.

1824
01:26:11,700 --> 01:26:12,780
Maybe the horseradish.

1825
01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:13,280
No!

1826
01:26:19,960 --> 01:26:21,040
Back on that.

1827
01:26:21,140 --> 01:26:23,780
Back on you go, sweet fish.

1828
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,780
Horseradish dried.

1829
01:26:28,540 --> 01:26:29,420
Seasoned that shit.

1830
01:26:36,000 --> 01:26:37,840
I don't know if it's three.

1831
01:26:38,680 --> 01:26:39,680
Or five.

1832
01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:48,220
Is it three or is it five for that goddamn horseradish?

1833
01:26:48,220 --> 01:26:59,900
Five.

1834
01:26:59,900 --> 01:27:01,760
And then six grams of parsley.

1835
01:27:06,280 --> 01:27:09,400
Congratulations, Mr. Parsley.

1836
01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:11,360
You're going on a fish.

1837
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:13,580
See how much we got there.

1838
01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:14,420
We got three grams.

1839
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,220
We need another two grams of horseradish.

1840
01:27:16,840 --> 01:27:18,640
D'Souza ain't going to like this.

1841
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:23,160
We're done.

1842
01:27:23,240 --> 01:27:23,480
We're done.

1843
01:27:23,540 --> 01:27:23,800
We're done.

1844
01:27:24,720 --> 01:27:25,980
Now let's take this plate.

1845
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:28,380
Slap that parsley.

1846
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:29,880
One.

1847
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:30,480
Two.

1848
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:31,760
Three.

1849
01:27:35,760 --> 01:27:36,080
Fuck.

1850
01:27:36,160 --> 01:27:38,280
I don't know how many grams of parsley that was.

1851
01:27:38,520 --> 01:27:38,520
But.

1852
01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:41,600
I think we got too much.

1853
01:27:44,680 --> 01:27:46,260
I think we got too much.

1854
01:27:46,260 --> 01:27:46,320
I think we got too much.

1855
01:28:01,440 --> 01:28:02,520
Baked trout.

1856
01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:04,920
There you go.

1857
01:28:07,280 --> 01:28:07,720
Oh.

1858
01:28:09,720 --> 01:28:10,920
We're doing good, kid.

1859
01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:12,420
We're doing real good.

1860
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:16,200
That's four star.

1861
01:28:17,200 --> 01:28:17,560
Taste.

1862
01:28:18,180 --> 01:28:19,160
Five time.

1863
01:28:20,420 --> 01:28:21,600
Four star overall.

1864
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:23,040
Any complaints?

1865
01:28:23,300 --> 01:28:24,060
Perfect flavor.

1866
01:28:24,660 --> 01:28:26,740
We dropped that son of a bitch fish on the floor.

1867
01:28:27,320 --> 01:28:30,020
Maybe we should have washed our trout before we served it up.

1868
01:28:30,820 --> 01:28:31,880
We got a lemon quarters.

1869
01:28:32,480 --> 01:28:33,940
Bag cutting technique again.

1870
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:35,480
Shut your mouth.

1871
01:28:36,120 --> 01:28:36,920
Perfect temperature.

1872
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:37,440
Of course.

1873
01:28:40,800 --> 01:28:41,240
Okay.

1874
01:28:41,320 --> 01:28:43,480
We got to use our little app.

1875
01:28:43,920 --> 01:28:45,660
Although somebody is after ordering.

1876
01:28:47,060 --> 01:28:47,460
Something.

1877
01:28:47,600 --> 01:28:48,280
Is it a soup?

1878
01:28:48,940 --> 01:28:49,580
What do we got here?

1879
01:28:49,700 --> 01:28:49,960
A soup.

1880
01:28:50,060 --> 01:28:50,600
Tomato soup.

1881
01:28:50,680 --> 01:28:51,320
Let's do this.

1882
01:28:54,620 --> 01:28:55,020
Oh.

1883
01:28:55,340 --> 01:28:57,960
The trials and tribulations are working in the kitchen.

1884
01:28:58,120 --> 01:28:58,560
Fentain.

1885
01:28:59,140 --> 01:29:00,040
Tell you something.

1886
01:29:00,260 --> 01:29:00,480
It's.

1887
01:29:01,640 --> 01:29:02,560
It ain't easy.

1888
01:29:03,180 --> 01:29:04,100
Where's our soup pot?

1889
01:29:04,360 --> 01:29:05,600
From the last day.

1890
01:29:07,000 --> 01:29:08,760
What did we do with that goddamn soup pot?

1891
01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:11,880
We still got soup in here.

1892
01:29:11,940 --> 01:29:12,880
Can we reheat this shit?

1893
01:29:12,880 --> 01:29:13,880
Okay.

1894
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:14,780
Yeah.

1895
01:29:14,780 --> 01:29:15,520
Let's reheat this.

1896
01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:25,160
How do we know if that's hot?

1897
01:29:30,440 --> 01:29:31,320
Hold on a sec.

1898
01:29:32,740 --> 01:29:36,620
Is there a microwave? Can we just microwave the goddamn soup? Let's have a look here.

1899
01:29:36,620 --> 01:30:04,180
Right.

1900
01:30:04,180 --> 01:30:08,240
I think that's good.

1901
01:30:22,420 --> 01:30:24,620
She's not going inside.

1902
01:30:28,740 --> 01:30:30,060
Oh.

1903
01:30:30,060 --> 01:30:37,060
I'm telling you something. This is bullshit.

1904
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:45,620
I don't know what the hell to do here. This is a piece of shit soup.

1905
01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:51,800
Hosia. Thank you very much, Hosia.

1906
01:30:52,680 --> 01:30:53,680
Panty Hosia.

1907
01:30:57,040 --> 01:31:02,980
About earlier on, I said I didn't like Liam Gallagher's tunes. That was a lie.

1908
01:31:03,860 --> 01:31:09,040
He is, without shadow of a doubt, one of the greatest musicians of our time and age.

1909
01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:11,180
Charlie Goff, you told me all about it.

1910
01:31:11,240 --> 01:31:13,160
John Wilson, thank you very much.

1911
01:31:14,280 --> 01:31:17,580
And Fontaine too. And Hosia.

1912
01:31:21,080 --> 01:31:23,240
My God, I don't know if this is...

1913
01:31:23,240 --> 01:31:25,480
This soup is going to be bubbling.

1914
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:28,540
Fuck it. Let's pour this shit.

1915
01:31:29,280 --> 01:31:31,740
Let's serve that up on a plate of thorns.

1916
01:31:31,740 --> 01:31:32,740
We got warrants.

1917
01:31:32,740 --> 01:31:32,860
We got warrants.

1918
01:31:35,000 --> 01:31:38,140
Fontaine, thank you very much. We got warrants out for your arrest.

1919
01:31:38,740 --> 01:31:43,620
Hopefully I don't get arrested for his crime against soup. I'm about to dish out D'Souza.

1920
01:31:44,480 --> 01:31:45,340
I tell you something.

1921
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:49,560
That son of a bitch D'Souza ain't going to know why I'd hit him.

1922
01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:51,520
You're going away to Rikers.

1923
01:31:53,920 --> 01:31:56,620
Don't look beef in anger. Thank you very much, beef.

1924
01:32:00,760 --> 01:32:01,200
Now.

1925
01:32:03,780 --> 01:32:07,200
Any tips in the chat there for what I'm doing with this goddamn soup?

1926
01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:14,880
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch Nougie.

1927
01:32:15,600 --> 01:32:17,780
Jordan Clamsey. Thank you very much.

1928
01:32:20,700 --> 01:32:21,860
Let's serve this shit.

1929
01:32:21,860 --> 01:32:29,860
Wow!

1930
01:32:29,860 --> 01:32:30,460
Wow!

1931
01:32:32,260 --> 01:32:33,300
We did it!

1932
01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:37,440
Ryan Job 62.

1933
01:32:38,360 --> 01:32:40,620
Thank you very much, Ryan Job.

1934
01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:44,560
Johnny Wilson.

1935
01:32:44,880 --> 01:32:46,020
Back with a warrant.

1936
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:47,580
Thank you so much.

1937
01:32:48,200 --> 01:32:49,160
You're a cool cat.

1938
01:32:49,860 --> 01:32:50,780
I appreciate it.

1939
01:32:50,780 --> 01:32:54,780
Charlie Garfield told me all the body is...

1940
01:32:54,780 --> 01:32:55,740
Slingbad to Dingbad.

1941
01:32:58,380 --> 01:32:59,580
It's raw. Thank you.

1942
01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:03,380
Guest complaints.

1943
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:04,400
Flavors.

1944
01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:05,640
Too much cream.

1945
01:33:05,960 --> 01:33:06,300
None of...

1946
01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:08,180
Oh yeah, we had the same problem last time.

1947
01:33:08,680 --> 01:33:10,000
We probably, in retrospect,

1948
01:33:11,140 --> 01:33:12,680
should have made a new soup.

1949
01:33:13,340 --> 01:33:13,900
Well, fuck it.

1950
01:33:13,900 --> 01:33:15,280
Eddie Duncan's crop.

1951
01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:16,380
Eddie Duncan's crop.

1952
01:33:16,380 --> 01:33:16,440
Eddie Duncan's crop.

1953
01:33:17,240 --> 01:33:18,480
Thank you very much.

1954
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:18,500
Thank you very much.

1955
01:33:21,500 --> 01:33:21,920
New order.

1956
01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:22,740
Borscht.

1957
01:33:24,180 --> 01:33:25,800
Simple Ukrainian Borscht.

1958
01:33:25,960 --> 01:33:28,420
Okay, we don't know what the recipe is for this shit yet.

1959
01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:29,820
We need to check that shit out.

1960
01:33:30,460 --> 01:33:32,980
Our recipe is sponsored by Dr. Oka,

1961
01:33:33,660 --> 01:33:34,960
Leo Ferret Car,

1962
01:33:35,580 --> 01:33:36,100
Nama,

1963
01:33:37,460 --> 01:33:39,300
Irish Life,

1964
01:33:40,220 --> 01:33:40,920
Borseran.

1965
01:33:41,500 --> 01:33:44,360
Let's take a picture of this goddamn Borscht recipe.

1966
01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:49,900
Because these cats are gonna try and fiddle stick me out of a recipe when it comes to the crunch.

1967
01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:54,380
Now.

1968
01:33:57,880 --> 01:34:00,780
Now I got that recipe on the phone, Fontaine.

1969
01:34:01,660 --> 01:34:05,020
Ain't gonna be no chance of me ruining this meal.

1970
01:34:07,320 --> 01:34:08,560
Thanks for the donation.

1971
01:34:08,760 --> 01:34:09,500
We got warrants.

1972
01:34:09,500 --> 01:34:11,740
Donal skiing or no donal skiing?

1973
01:34:11,960 --> 01:34:17,060
Thank you very much for your kind-hearted, generous, lovely burgeoning tip.

1974
01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:23,800
Sometimes I just stare out the window at the lower Manhattan skyline.

1975
01:34:24,760 --> 01:34:32,960
I wonder what it would be like to not have to cook simple Ukrainian Borscht for some schmuck down below.

1976
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:34,960
Okay, what do we gotta do here?

1977
01:34:37,620 --> 01:34:38,600
Oh, god damn.

1978
01:34:38,600 --> 01:34:39,500
I wish I would have prepped.

1979
01:34:39,500 --> 01:34:41,420
Why didn't I prep this goddamn soup?

1980
01:34:41,420 --> 01:34:44,380
Why didn't I prep this goddamn soup?

1981
01:34:45,600 --> 01:34:47,320
Chicken broth, thousand mils.

1982
01:34:47,380 --> 01:34:48,460
Salt, 20 grams.

1983
01:34:50,360 --> 01:34:51,720
Okay, first things first.

1984
01:34:52,060 --> 01:34:52,960
Let's get our pot.

1985
01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:56,360
Let's close that microwave oven door.

1986
01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:02,340
Anybody know how to fucking tip this pot here?

1987
01:35:02,340 --> 01:35:12,980
Anybody know how to...

1988
01:35:12,980 --> 01:35:15,580
Shit.

1989
01:35:16,700 --> 01:35:18,440
Our oven is still on.

1990
01:35:19,340 --> 01:35:21,120
I'm gonna turn that cooker off.

1991
01:35:22,700 --> 01:35:23,360
Okay, okay.

1992
01:35:23,360 --> 01:35:23,420
Okay.

1993
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:28,700
Use the bin.

1994
01:35:29,340 --> 01:35:30,800
Maybe we tip that shit in the bin.

1995
01:35:35,300 --> 01:35:36,320
Oh, it's dumped.

1996
01:35:36,560 --> 01:35:37,000
Nice.

1997
01:35:37,540 --> 01:35:38,040
Thank you.

1998
01:35:38,140 --> 01:35:39,780
Whoever told me to use the bin.

1999
01:35:42,080 --> 01:35:42,460
Right.

2000
01:35:42,620 --> 01:35:43,860
Do we have to wash this shit out?

2001
01:35:48,300 --> 01:35:50,940
Fuck it. Chicken broth, chicken broth, chicken broth.

2002
01:35:56,060 --> 01:35:57,780
Thousand mil of chicken broth.

2003
01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:05,880
I'm trying to look inside the box here. Brow shop.

2004
01:36:07,740 --> 01:36:10,120
Let's buy that chicken broth there. Thank you.

2005
01:36:10,120 --> 01:36:39,080
That's about right. 980 mil will do.

2006
01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:43,320
Put you in the bin, you scum.

2007
01:36:46,940 --> 01:36:50,140
Okay, right. What's next?

2008
01:36:50,640 --> 01:36:54,080
What's next on the agenda? Salt 20 G's.

2009
01:36:58,760 --> 01:37:03,160
Salt 20 G's. Where's the salt? Is that salt?

2010
01:37:03,160 --> 01:37:13,120
You won't make any money buying stuff from your own box, clone.

2011
01:37:13,700 --> 01:37:14,820
I know. Look.

2012
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:18,540
I can only piss with the cock that I have got.

2013
01:37:19,780 --> 01:37:21,760
So right now, 20 G's of salt.

2014
01:37:31,020 --> 01:37:36,440
Okay. 20 G's of black cracked pepper.

2015
01:37:37,880 --> 01:37:42,020
Cracked black. We got the cracked black here. Let's do this.

2016
01:37:43,020 --> 01:37:46,300
20 G's of cracked black. Cracked black. Let's go.

2017
01:37:48,020 --> 01:37:51,040
That's how I do it in the kitchen back home.

2018
01:37:53,180 --> 01:37:54,980
20 G's of cracked black.

2019
01:37:56,880 --> 01:37:57,760
Let's go.

2020
01:37:58,380 --> 01:38:02,100
I hit the microphone there. That would have created a popping sensation in the ear.

2021
01:38:02,340 --> 01:38:04,380
I am sorry. Fuckin' I do.

2022
01:38:08,380 --> 01:38:09,580
Hoochie coochie.

2023
01:38:12,020 --> 01:38:15,120
Beat wrote 600 G's of beats?

2024
01:38:15,500 --> 01:38:16,600
You gotta be kidding me.

2025
01:38:19,660 --> 01:38:20,380
That's not fuckin'.

2026
01:38:22,380 --> 01:38:24,220
Where's the beats?

2027
01:38:24,620 --> 01:38:24,880
Okay.

2028
01:38:31,240 --> 01:38:31,980
120.

2029
01:38:34,240 --> 01:38:35,400
That's 240.

2030
01:38:39,400 --> 01:38:40,240
360.

2031
01:38:42,040 --> 01:38:44,480
How many do we need? Do we need 600 grams of beats?

2032
01:38:52,240 --> 01:38:53,440
How many beats is it?

2033
01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:57,520
Do we have to cut them?

2034
01:38:57,700 --> 01:39:00,120
Do we have to cut these goddamn beats up before we put them in?

2035
01:39:02,340 --> 01:39:04,140
Should we just throw five beats in there?

2036
01:39:15,780 --> 01:39:18,040
Should we... Do we need to cut those guys up?

2037
01:39:20,980 --> 01:39:22,460
120 G's of onion.

2038
01:39:25,980 --> 01:39:26,500
Potato.

2039
01:39:27,960 --> 01:39:29,240
Well, that's just one onion, right?

2040
01:39:31,740 --> 01:39:33,180
70 G's of carrot.

2041
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:35,840
That's one carrot.

2042
01:39:37,720 --> 01:39:39,840
80 G's of parsley root.

2043
01:39:43,220 --> 01:39:44,020
That's leaf.

2044
01:39:44,020 --> 01:39:48,240
Do we need root?

2045
01:39:50,040 --> 01:39:51,740
Do we need to buy just a...

2046
01:39:51,740 --> 01:39:52,780
Parsley root?

2047
01:39:54,420 --> 01:39:55,780
Let me put that down there.

2048
01:39:58,320 --> 01:40:00,020
Maybe we can buy...

2049
01:40:00,660 --> 01:40:02,460
Hurry up. Someone's saying, hurry up here.

2050
01:40:08,640 --> 01:40:09,420
Fuck that shit.

2051
01:40:09,540 --> 01:40:11,760
We're just gonna have to go and parsley root this shit up.

2052
01:40:12,720 --> 01:40:13,920
No! Back in there.

2053
01:40:13,920 --> 01:40:19,880
80 grams of parsley root and boil for two minutes.

2054
01:40:20,240 --> 01:40:21,420
Come on, guys!

2055
01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:21,520
Guys!

2056
01:40:27,320 --> 01:40:27,920
Four.

2057
01:40:30,220 --> 01:40:30,820
Six.

2058
01:40:31,300 --> 01:40:31,820
Eight.

2059
01:40:32,220 --> 01:40:32,680
Ten.

2060
01:40:34,940 --> 01:40:35,100
Two.

2061
01:40:35,540 --> 01:40:35,860
Four.

2062
01:40:36,080 --> 01:40:36,500
Six.

2063
01:40:36,940 --> 01:40:37,260
Eight.

2064
01:40:37,620 --> 01:40:37,900
Ten.

2065
01:40:39,220 --> 01:40:39,620
Two.

2066
01:40:39,900 --> 01:40:40,260
Four.

2067
01:40:40,500 --> 01:40:40,880
Six.

2068
01:40:41,380 --> 01:40:41,800
Eight.

2069
01:40:42,120 --> 01:40:42,440
Ten.

2070
01:40:42,440 --> 01:40:45,820
Is this too much parsley?

2071
01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:50,640
Two, four, six, eight, ten.

2072
01:40:54,080 --> 01:40:55,600
Oh my god, no.

2073
01:40:55,740 --> 01:40:56,440
It's parsley root.

2074
01:40:57,160 --> 01:40:57,580
Shit.

2075
01:40:59,820 --> 01:41:01,480
Can we take these goddamn leaves out?

2076
01:41:02,020 --> 01:41:02,580
Overtime.

2077
01:41:04,580 --> 01:41:05,280
Fuck it.

2078
01:41:05,720 --> 01:41:07,140
Serve that shit as it is.

2079
01:41:07,260 --> 01:41:08,580
We ain't got time for this stuff.

2080
01:41:09,320 --> 01:41:10,000
Let's do this.

2081
01:41:10,000 --> 01:41:10,140
Let's do this.

2082
01:41:14,100 --> 01:41:15,120
Back in that shit.

2083
01:41:15,320 --> 01:41:16,720
Maybe we can take the parsley out, right?

2084
01:41:17,000 --> 01:41:17,240
Yeah.

2085
01:41:17,980 --> 01:41:19,140
Get rid of that shit.

2086
01:41:19,920 --> 01:41:20,640
How about that?

2087
01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:30,940
Is it worse to be late with the dish?

2088
01:41:31,360 --> 01:41:32,600
Better late than never, right?

2089
01:41:32,600 --> 01:41:32,680
All right.

2090
01:41:42,040 --> 01:41:43,840
I'm going to leave some parsley in there.

2091
01:41:44,820 --> 01:41:46,960
Then we're going to put some parsley root in there.

2092
01:41:47,580 --> 01:41:50,200
And we're going to boil this shit nice and hot.

2093
01:41:52,140 --> 01:41:53,020
Two minutes.

2094
01:41:55,980 --> 01:41:56,340
Blumenthal.

2095
01:41:56,340 --> 01:41:56,460
Blumenthal.

2096
01:41:56,460 --> 01:41:56,540
Blumenthal.

2097
01:41:56,540 --> 01:42:13,200
300 mil into a deep plate.

2098
01:42:16,780 --> 01:42:20,700
Maybe we can take these goddamn stupid parsley leaves out.

2099
01:42:20,820 --> 01:42:21,220
Yes.

2100
01:42:21,220 --> 01:42:21,320
Yes.

2101
01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:21,380
Yes.

2102
01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:21,380
Yes.

2103
01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:21,380
Yes.

2104
01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:38,760
Oh, my God.

2105
01:42:42,640 --> 01:42:43,900
Let's get this big plate.

2106
01:42:46,020 --> 01:42:48,960
I'm telling you, it's a tough day at the office here in this kitchen.

2107
01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:56,840
We're going to blend it, somebody says anyway, so it's going to be okay.

2108
01:42:56,940 --> 01:42:57,480
Yeah, it's great.

2109
01:43:00,800 --> 01:43:01,960
Thanks for the donation.

2110
01:43:02,180 --> 01:43:02,440
We got more.

2111
01:43:02,440 --> 01:43:04,020
Hey, Bojo's son-in-law.

2112
01:43:04,140 --> 01:43:06,300
Thank you so much, Bojo's son-in-law.

2113
01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:08,240
That's very kind of you.

2114
01:43:13,280 --> 01:43:14,280
Let's have a look here.

2115
01:43:14,280 --> 01:43:14,320
Let's have a look here.

2116
01:43:14,320 --> 01:43:16,040
I think our pot is done, right?

2117
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:21,640
A watched pot never boils.

2118
01:43:24,460 --> 01:43:25,980
SK, it's a new day.

2119
01:43:26,280 --> 01:43:27,420
Thank you very much.

2120
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:28,800
God bless you.

2121
01:43:29,340 --> 01:43:30,700
God bless America, too.

2122
01:43:32,840 --> 01:43:34,520
Now, let's pick this shit up.

2123
01:43:35,020 --> 01:43:36,700
Stick it over here.

2124
01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:39,740
We get our blending machine.

2125
01:43:41,240 --> 01:43:42,020
Blending shit.

2126
01:43:46,520 --> 01:43:48,680
Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, boy.

2127
01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:53,480
The hooligan hoolin'.

2128
01:43:55,080 --> 01:43:55,380
Hey.

2129
01:43:56,960 --> 01:43:58,320
How you doing, freecake?

2130
01:43:58,800 --> 01:43:59,820
Thank you very much.

2131
01:44:00,660 --> 01:44:01,700
Thank you very much.

2132
01:44:01,700 --> 01:44:01,700
Thank you very much.

2133
01:44:03,760 --> 01:44:04,940
Thanks for the donation.

2134
01:44:05,160 --> 01:44:05,760
We got more.

2135
01:44:06,100 --> 01:44:07,480
I think we're done with the blend.

2136
01:44:08,180 --> 01:44:08,660
Blendino.

2137
01:44:09,740 --> 01:44:11,840
Stick that blender right over here.

2138
01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:12,760
We can see it.

2139
01:44:13,580 --> 01:44:14,520
Take this soup.

2140
01:44:15,420 --> 01:44:16,180
All of you.

2141
01:44:16,320 --> 01:44:17,060
And drink from it.

2142
01:44:17,360 --> 01:44:18,200
It is my soup.

2143
01:44:18,580 --> 01:44:19,580
I give it up to you.

2144
01:44:20,060 --> 01:44:22,840
This is the soup of the Lord.

2145
01:44:23,460 --> 01:44:25,400
Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling.

2146
01:44:27,080 --> 01:44:29,020
Boston Scientific.

2147
01:44:29,260 --> 01:44:29,680
Thank you.

2148
01:44:30,900 --> 01:44:32,040
Oh, too much.

2149
01:44:33,260 --> 01:44:34,060
Too much.

2150
01:44:35,100 --> 01:44:35,540
But hey.

2151
01:44:35,900 --> 01:44:37,340
We got there in the end, right?

2152
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:40,640
We got there in the end.

2153
01:44:47,440 --> 01:44:47,980
Cancel-

2154
01:44:47,980 --> 01:44:48,240
Ah.

2155
01:44:49,940 --> 01:44:51,680
Canceled the goddamn dish.

2156
01:44:52,340 --> 01:44:52,660
We made...

2157
01:44:52,660 --> 01:44:52,660
We made...

2158
01:44:52,660 --> 01:44:53,660
We made...

2159
01:44:53,660 --> 01:44:57,720
Son of a bitch canceled the goddamn dish.

2160
01:44:58,420 --> 01:44:59,580
What kind of guy does that?

2161
01:44:59,580 --> 01:45:26,040
Your guest hasn't received his dish

2162
01:45:26,040 --> 01:45:27,400
And has left

2163
01:45:27,400 --> 01:45:29,760
That son of a bitch D'Souza

2164
01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:34,840
I'm sure he'll write something nasty

2165
01:45:34,840 --> 01:45:36,440
On social media

2166
01:45:36,440 --> 01:45:38,920
And the fame of his restaurant

2167
01:45:38,920 --> 01:45:39,920
Of this restaurant

2168
01:45:39,920 --> 01:45:40,900
Will suffer

2169
01:45:40,900 --> 01:45:43,380
Sometimes it's better to serve a dish

2170
01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:45,320
Poorly made than not to serve it all

2171
01:45:45,320 --> 01:45:50,840
Fucked it up, Fontaine

2172
01:45:50,840 --> 01:45:55,100
Thank you very much, Tommy Hulahan

2173
01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:58,420
I'm borscht for Schlug, Boston Scientific

2174
01:45:58,420 --> 01:46:04,140
We should have used the prep time to get off the day

2175
01:46:04,140 --> 01:46:07,460
Heinz Beans

2176
01:46:07,460 --> 01:46:10,640
Thank you very much

2177
01:46:10,640 --> 01:46:11,920
Fuck yourself

2178
01:46:11,920 --> 01:46:14,880
Not you, Heinz Beans, just the soup

2179
01:46:14,880 --> 01:46:17,520
We might need to clean up the kitchen here

2180
01:46:17,520 --> 01:46:19,600
Skip cleaning

2181
01:46:19,600 --> 01:46:21,520
Nah, we need to clean this shit up

2182
01:46:21,520 --> 01:46:23,860
We got a dustpan and brush

2183
01:46:23,860 --> 01:46:26,520
We've ruined this place

2184
01:46:26,520 --> 01:46:30,360
Can we bring the bin around?

2185
01:46:30,360 --> 01:46:33,720
Can we bring the bin to the plate?

2186
01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:36,320
How do we clean this shit?

2187
01:46:36,320 --> 01:46:39,160
Do we need to use a cloth or a rag?

2188
01:46:39,220 --> 01:46:40,540
A sponge or some shit?

2189
01:46:41,680 --> 01:46:42,340
How about that?

2190
01:46:43,400 --> 01:46:43,740
Okay

2191
01:46:43,740 --> 01:46:45,860
Now

2192
01:46:45,860 --> 01:46:54,480
Huh?

2193
01:46:54,480 --> 01:46:58,040
Clean

2194
01:46:58,040 --> 01:47:03,420
Ah, here we go

2195
01:47:03,420 --> 01:47:06,740
Ah, another day

2196
01:47:06,740 --> 01:47:08,740
Another clean floor

2197
01:47:08,740 --> 01:47:11,660
Disgusting

2198
01:47:11,660 --> 01:47:14,100
Hey, if you don't keep a clean kitchen

2199
01:47:14,100 --> 01:47:17,020
Place is gonna become a shithole, right?

2200
01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:18,960
Put that in there

2201
01:47:18,960 --> 01:47:22,180
Actually, we spilled some soup over here

2202
01:47:22,180 --> 01:47:24,060
We might as well go and clean this shit up, too

2203
01:47:24,060 --> 01:47:26,400
Ah

2204
01:47:26,400 --> 01:47:29,640
Another day, another

2205
01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:31,700
Another sponge

2206
01:47:31,700 --> 01:47:33,880
On the counter of life

2207
01:47:33,880 --> 01:47:38,960
One minute forty-eight cleaning phase

2208
01:47:38,960 --> 01:47:39,800
Time left

2209
01:47:39,800 --> 01:47:41,700
Come on

2210
01:47:41,700 --> 01:47:50,720
What about this shit?

2211
01:47:51,260 --> 01:47:52,440
Clean these feathers up

2212
01:47:52,440 --> 01:47:55,020
Parsley

2213
01:47:55,020 --> 01:47:55,740
We can use them

2214
01:47:55,740 --> 01:47:57,360
Save those parsley leaves for later

2215
01:47:57,360 --> 01:48:02,020
Any more spillages?

2216
01:48:02,360 --> 01:48:02,660
No?

2217
01:48:02,660 --> 01:48:04,340
We can leave this shit over here

2218
01:48:04,340 --> 01:48:07,000
Thanks, but no thanks

2219
01:48:07,000 --> 01:48:09,200
We'll save you for later

2220
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:11,160
We'll put you in the fridge

2221
01:48:11,160 --> 01:48:15,500
Open sesame

2222
01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:16,280
Come on

2223
01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:18,400
Tomato needs to go in the fridge here

2224
01:48:18,400 --> 01:48:22,360
Oh, pick up the pieces

2225
01:48:22,360 --> 01:48:24,920
What the hell is this?

2226
01:48:25,040 --> 01:48:25,960
Look, we got a brush

2227
01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:28,600
Oh, yeah

2228
01:48:28,600 --> 01:48:31,040
Now

2229
01:48:31,040 --> 01:48:37,540
This shit is

2230
01:48:37,540 --> 01:48:38,880
Where do you get this?

2231
01:48:39,020 --> 01:48:40,000
Two euro land?

2232
01:48:40,620 --> 01:48:47,080
This is a joke

2233
01:48:47,080 --> 01:48:49,620
This machine is a joke, Fontaine

2234
01:48:49,620 --> 01:48:53,240
I'll put you back where you belong

2235
01:48:53,240 --> 01:48:54,780
In your little holder there

2236
01:48:54,780 --> 01:48:57,820
We're gonna have to pick these up individually

2237
01:48:57,820 --> 01:48:58,360
In front

2238
01:48:58,360 --> 01:49:00,380
Oh, we're gonna fucking bend individually

2239
01:49:00,380 --> 01:49:03,960
Hey, we got more broken plate

2240
01:49:03,960 --> 01:49:05,380
Than a Greek wedding over here

2241
01:49:05,380 --> 01:49:15,580
I say we got more broken plate than a Greek wedding over here

2242
01:49:15,580 --> 01:49:26,040
You're going away to Rikers

2243
01:49:26,040 --> 01:49:29,140
Pickled onions, thank you

2244
01:49:29,140 --> 01:49:30,040
You're going away to Rikers

2245
01:49:30,040 --> 01:49:30,940
Yeah, you did it

2246
01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:31,960
A food critic wants to

2247
01:49:31,960 --> 01:49:33,360
The critic is here

2248
01:49:33,360 --> 01:49:34,640
Focus on his order score

2249
01:49:34,640 --> 01:49:35,700
At least four stars

2250
01:49:35,700 --> 01:49:36,920
Passed his exam

2251
01:49:36,920 --> 01:49:40,340
Okay, let's do this

2252
01:49:40,340 --> 01:49:41,380
We got a food critic

2253
01:49:41,380 --> 01:49:42,260
Critic

2254
01:49:42,260 --> 01:49:44,720
Tomorrow we're getting inspected

2255
01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:49,340
It's a great chance to raise our fame game

2256
01:49:49,340 --> 01:49:50,380
This is gonna be

2257
01:49:50,380 --> 01:49:51,360
Look

2258
01:49:51,360 --> 01:49:54,260
Today is gonna be

2259
01:49:54,260 --> 01:49:57,460
A complete hardball

2260
01:49:57,460 --> 01:50:00,100
I don't know how it's gonna come off

2261
01:50:00,100 --> 01:50:02,780
I've been working the kitchen for two days now

2262
01:50:02,780 --> 01:50:04,440
All I know how to do

2263
01:50:04,440 --> 01:50:06,120
Is make trout

2264
01:50:06,120 --> 01:50:07,740
Salmon dons

2265
01:50:07,740 --> 01:50:08,880
Borscht

2266
01:50:08,880 --> 01:50:09,780
Tomato soup

2267
01:50:09,780 --> 01:50:12,320
If this critic comes into my restaurant

2268
01:50:12,320 --> 01:50:14,440
Looking for something special

2269
01:50:14,440 --> 01:50:15,600
I'm goosed

2270
01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:16,780
I don't know what to do

2271
01:50:16,780 --> 01:50:17,880
My goose is cooked

2272
01:50:17,880 --> 01:50:25,500
Choose skills

2273
01:50:25,500 --> 01:50:30,000
Level up

2274
01:50:30,000 --> 01:50:31,540
Cheaper product

2275
01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:32,360
Cook a goose

2276
01:50:32,360 --> 01:50:34,780
Thomas Fox says cook a goose

2277
01:50:34,780 --> 01:50:35,400
We don't have that

2278
01:50:35,400 --> 01:50:35,800
Dish

2279
01:50:35,800 --> 01:50:36,820
Income boost

2280
01:50:47,320 --> 01:50:48,540
Let's have a look here

2281
01:50:48,540 --> 01:50:52,200
This is boring

2282
01:50:52,200 --> 01:50:53,420
This bit is boring

2283
01:50:53,420 --> 01:50:59,420
Let's go for cheaper products

2284
01:50:59,420 --> 01:51:03,540
Pardon me there

2285
01:51:03,540 --> 01:51:06,300
Let's go for

2286
01:51:06,300 --> 01:51:10,360
Let's go for another

2287
01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:12,200
Level that shit up there

2288
01:51:12,200 --> 01:51:13,640
Dishing gum boost

2289
01:51:13,640 --> 01:51:14,880
Oh, we can't do that

2290
01:51:14,880 --> 01:51:16,280
Do that

2291
01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:17,500
Do that

2292
01:51:17,500 --> 01:51:18,360
There we go

2293
01:51:18,360 --> 01:51:19,580
Start the next day

2294
01:51:19,580 --> 01:51:22,100
Right

2295
01:51:22,100 --> 01:51:23,960
Let's do this

2296
01:51:23,960 --> 01:51:27,940
Today is a great opportunity

2297
01:51:27,940 --> 01:51:29,980
To demonstrate your amazing skills

2298
01:51:29,980 --> 01:51:31,140
Hope you are ready

2299
01:51:31,140 --> 01:51:32,480
Within an hour

2300
01:51:32,480 --> 01:51:34,140
We'll be open for beers

2301
01:51:34,140 --> 01:51:36,560
Use that time to get ready for work

2302
01:51:36,560 --> 01:51:37,920
I had the food critic

2303
01:51:37,920 --> 01:51:39,240
We'll be here in four hours

2304
01:51:39,240 --> 01:51:40,320
Very nice

2305
01:51:40,320 --> 01:51:42,260
Very, very nice

2306
01:51:42,260 --> 01:51:43,720
Okay, let's empty this shit

2307
01:51:43,720 --> 01:51:47,440
Maybe we can tip that down

2308
01:51:47,440 --> 01:51:48,320
The bin here, right?

2309
01:51:49,040 --> 01:51:49,320
Huh?

2310
01:51:50,640 --> 01:51:51,080
No?

2311
01:51:55,260 --> 01:51:55,680
Dump

2312
01:51:55,680 --> 01:51:56,940
Oh, we can't

2313
01:51:56,940 --> 01:51:57,980
Do we have to clean this?

2314
01:51:59,980 --> 01:52:01,060
I ain't too bothered

2315
01:52:01,060 --> 01:52:02,120
About cleaning shit

2316
01:52:02,120 --> 01:52:05,300
Deep plate basic

2317
01:52:05,300 --> 01:52:06,320
We'll put that back

2318
01:52:06,320 --> 01:52:07,940
Where it belongs

2319
01:52:07,940 --> 01:52:15,200
Finish cleaning

2320
01:52:15,200 --> 01:52:15,700
Dump

2321
01:52:15,700 --> 01:52:16,020
Okay

2322
01:52:16,020 --> 01:52:17,560
The inspector is coming

2323
01:52:17,560 --> 01:52:20,160
Hopefully we don't have any rats

2324
01:52:20,160 --> 01:52:23,060
Why did I smash that soup off the wall?

2325
01:52:23,160 --> 01:52:25,640
It was a blind rage

2326
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:27,280
Which shouldn't have happened

2327
01:52:27,280 --> 01:52:28,720
Mr. Inspector

2328
01:52:28,720 --> 01:52:30,820
The inspector deck

2329
01:52:30,820 --> 01:52:32,400
He sit there

2330
01:52:32,400 --> 01:52:33,040
He watch you

2331
01:52:33,040 --> 01:52:33,580
Know you

2332
01:52:33,580 --> 01:52:35,100
He knows you're lying

2333
01:52:35,100 --> 01:52:36,300
Because he's an inspector, right?

2334
01:52:36,840 --> 01:52:38,080
He's seeing you play yourself

2335
01:52:38,080 --> 01:52:38,840
And all that shit

2336
01:52:38,840 --> 01:52:41,180
He sends you to court after that

2337
01:52:41,180 --> 01:52:42,860
Because he's the inspector

2338
01:52:42,860 --> 01:52:46,560
He's a psychopathic thinker

2339
01:52:46,560 --> 01:52:46,960
That's the

2340
01:52:46,960 --> 01:52:47,920
That's baby you

2341
01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:49,560
Okay

2342
01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:54,280
Let's go

2343
01:52:54,280 --> 01:52:54,540
Let's go

2344
01:52:54,540 --> 01:52:55,660
Put that shit in there

2345
01:52:55,660 --> 01:52:57,480
Pick the fish up off the floor

2346
01:52:57,480 --> 01:52:58,760
Is there any more fish on the floor?

2347
01:52:58,820 --> 01:52:59,720
I don't think there is

2348
01:52:59,720 --> 01:53:01,660
We need to get this cloth

2349
01:53:01,660 --> 01:53:04,160
Get rid of this goddamn

2350
01:53:04,160 --> 01:53:05,880
Borscht

2351
01:53:05,880 --> 01:53:08,000
That we put down on the floor there

2352
01:53:08,000 --> 01:53:10,060
Look officer

2353
01:53:10,060 --> 01:53:10,680
It was a

2354
01:53:10,680 --> 01:53:13,220
It was a blind rage

2355
01:53:13,220 --> 01:53:14,100
Of Borscht

2356
01:53:14,100 --> 01:53:18,000
What can I say?

2357
01:53:19,320 --> 01:53:21,240
I make a mean Borscht

2358
01:53:21,240 --> 01:53:27,020
Put that shit over there

2359
01:53:27,020 --> 01:53:28,740
Back in that sink

2360
01:53:28,740 --> 01:53:32,580
Clean

2361
01:53:32,580 --> 01:53:33,840
Do we clean this shit?

2362
01:53:34,240 --> 01:53:34,580
Dump

2363
01:53:34,580 --> 01:53:36,720
I suppose when you take a dump

2364
01:53:36,720 --> 01:53:38,900
It automatically cleans the shit

2365
01:53:38,900 --> 01:53:39,920
I have to play it anyway

2366
01:53:39,920 --> 01:53:41,740
Dump this

2367
01:53:41,740 --> 01:53:43,840
Dump

2368
01:53:43,840 --> 01:53:50,340
Okay

2369
01:53:50,340 --> 01:53:51,500
We still left the oven on?

2370
01:53:51,560 --> 01:53:52,200
We have

2371
01:53:52,200 --> 01:53:53,280
Jesus Christ

2372
01:53:53,280 --> 01:53:55,440
We're lucky to still be alive

2373
01:53:55,440 --> 01:54:00,840
We don't want to do that

2374
01:54:00,840 --> 01:54:02,360
All we want to do is pick that up

2375
01:54:02,360 --> 01:54:03,580
Put that over here

2376
01:54:03,580 --> 01:54:06,140
Go back, go back, go back

2377
01:54:06,140 --> 01:54:09,420
Okay

2378
01:54:09,420 --> 01:54:10,960
Fish on the floor

2379
01:54:10,960 --> 01:54:12,820
Parsley and thyme

2380
01:54:12,820 --> 01:54:16,040
Bit of a plate there

2381
01:54:16,040 --> 01:54:18,980
Stick that in the box

2382
01:54:18,980 --> 01:54:20,620
The box of life

2383
01:54:20,620 --> 01:54:23,340
Parsley leaf

2384
01:54:23,340 --> 01:54:25,140
In you go

2385
01:54:25,140 --> 01:54:28,040
Be a lot handy if we had a dustpan and brush

2386
01:54:28,040 --> 01:54:30,260
Restaurant is open

2387
01:54:30,260 --> 01:54:31,780
We got in the water

2388
01:54:31,780 --> 01:54:33,780
We got some soup down here

2389
01:54:33,780 --> 01:54:35,640
Tomato soup

2390
01:54:35,640 --> 01:54:38,080
Just like Pop used to make

2391
01:54:38,080 --> 01:54:40,720
Now we get our pot

2392
01:54:40,720 --> 01:54:42,820
We fill that shit to the brim

2393
01:54:42,820 --> 01:54:47,540
With a nice big jug of broth

2394
01:54:47,540 --> 01:54:49,280
Today's menu

2395
01:54:49,280 --> 01:54:51,740
Today's recipe guide is brought to you

2396
01:54:51,740 --> 01:54:53,540
By Virgin Media 1

2397
01:54:53,540 --> 01:54:57,160
Leonardo Varadkar

2398
01:54:57,160 --> 01:54:59,660
The Irish presidential hopeful

2399
01:54:59,660 --> 01:55:01,920
Chicken broth

2400
01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:03,320
700 millis

2401
01:55:03,320 --> 01:55:07,200
700 milliliters

2402
01:55:07,200 --> 01:55:10,000
Of sensualized chicken broth

2403
01:55:10,000 --> 01:55:11,460
I think we can do that

2404
01:55:11,460 --> 01:55:15,940
Chicken, chicken

2405
01:55:15,940 --> 01:55:19,840
Why did the chicken cross the road, Fontaine?

2406
01:55:20,640 --> 01:55:22,380
Because he wanted some broth

2407
01:55:22,380 --> 01:55:25,960
Now liquid snake

2408
01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:27,500
Chicken broth by

2409
01:55:27,500 --> 01:55:31,060
Bring that shit over to the pot

2410
01:55:31,060 --> 01:55:32,900
Chamber made

2411
01:55:32,900 --> 01:55:35,920
Now bring that over here

2412
01:55:35,920 --> 01:55:38,120
Tip her in

2413
01:55:38,120 --> 01:55:47,320
700 mills, Fontaine

2414
01:55:47,320 --> 01:55:49,500
Otherwise you're gonna be drinking

2415
01:55:49,500 --> 01:55:50,700
Gaspacho

2416
01:55:50,700 --> 01:55:53,940
Down in Sang-Q Soup Kitchen

2417
01:55:53,940 --> 01:55:57,220
Okay

2418
01:55:57,220 --> 01:56:00,460
What else do we put in that shit?

2419
01:56:00,580 --> 01:56:03,380
I keep forgetting the recipe here, guys

2420
01:56:03,380 --> 01:56:04,180
I'm gonna have to remember

2421
01:56:04,180 --> 01:56:05,160
There's a recipe here

2422
01:56:05,160 --> 01:56:10,060
Fucking food credit's gonna blow my beans

2423
01:56:10,060 --> 01:56:12,240
Salt 12

2424
01:56:12,240 --> 01:56:13,460
Black pepper 12

2425
01:56:13,460 --> 01:56:14,540
Cayenne 6

2426
01:56:14,540 --> 01:56:15,820
Tomato 960

2427
01:56:15,820 --> 01:56:17,460
This is a lot of shit, Fontaine

2428
01:56:17,460 --> 01:56:18,340
Why didn't you take the

2429
01:56:18,340 --> 01:56:20,340
The recipe down before

2430
01:56:20,340 --> 01:56:22,020
We fucking started this shit?

2431
01:56:22,020 --> 01:56:34,240
Somewhere

2432
01:56:34,240 --> 01:56:37,600
Somewhere

2433
01:56:37,600 --> 01:56:38,600
Beyond the salt

2434
01:56:38,600 --> 01:56:41,140
Somewhere

2435
01:56:41,140 --> 01:56:44,480
Waiting for you

2436
01:56:44,480 --> 01:56:47,300
Let's have a look

2437
01:56:47,300 --> 01:56:47,300
Let's have a look

2438
01:56:47,300 --> 01:56:48,800
How much salt we got in that shit

2439
01:56:48,800 --> 01:56:50,200
Does it tell you?

2440
01:56:52,860 --> 01:56:53,720
Oh fuck

2441
01:56:53,720 --> 01:56:57,980
Did anybody see how much salt I put in there?

2442
01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:01,460
We're gonna have to estimate here

2443
01:57:01,460 --> 01:57:16,020
Anthony Fontaine, Anthony Fontaine.

2444
01:57:19,980 --> 01:57:21,620
Fuck it, that's enough.

2445
01:57:22,160 --> 01:57:22,800
I don't care.

2446
01:57:29,320 --> 01:57:31,320
Garlic bread, Fontaine.

2447
01:57:31,780 --> 01:57:33,560
Do you know anything about that guy, bread?

2448
01:57:34,460 --> 01:57:36,380
You've been keeping his garlic in your press?

2449
01:57:37,640 --> 01:57:38,480
Okay, okay.

2450
01:57:38,740 --> 01:57:40,820
Stop fucking around and be a man.

2451
01:57:41,960 --> 01:57:42,920
Let's do this.

2452
01:57:46,880 --> 01:57:48,940
I think I put too much salt in there.

2453
01:57:48,940 --> 01:57:50,020
Black pepper 12.

2454
01:57:50,340 --> 01:57:52,700
I think I really put a lot of salt in there.

2455
01:57:53,680 --> 01:57:55,500
It's going to taste like shit now.

2456
01:57:57,140 --> 01:57:58,900
12 black peppercorns.

2457
01:58:00,700 --> 01:58:10,080
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

2458
01:58:10,660 --> 01:58:11,300
Thank you.

2459
01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:12,860
No thanks.

2460
01:58:14,320 --> 01:58:15,380
Cayenne pepper powder.

2461
01:58:16,160 --> 01:58:19,100
We got some of that cayenne pepper powder over here.

2462
01:58:19,500 --> 01:58:20,960
We need 12 grams of that shit.

2463
01:58:21,040 --> 01:58:26,480
6, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 grams.

2464
01:58:26,540 --> 01:58:27,100
Too much.

2465
01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:28,800
It's going to have a bit of spice to it.

2466
01:58:30,400 --> 01:58:38,040
radish. We don't need that shit. Tomatoes. 960 grams of tomatoes. We have another tomato

2467
01:58:38,040 --> 01:58:53,300
over there, right? Okay, chat. Each tomato is 120 grams. We need 960 tomatoes in this

2468
01:58:53,300 --> 01:59:01,300
pot. How many tomatoes do we need to throw in? 120 grams of tomato. Total, we need 960. Is

2469
01:59:01,300 --> 01:59:11,860
that eight tomatoes? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. And we got one of those shits

2470
01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:19,080
in the fridge. So we'll put that back over here. Bud Bacharach. Open the fridge. Hey,

2471
01:59:19,080 --> 01:59:30,440
presto. Tommy tomato. Fresh from Tommy Houlihan's boiler room pantry. Now, one onion, which is

2472
01:59:30,440 --> 01:59:40,560
French for onion. Do that. Someone said slice those toms. We're going to blend them shits.

2473
01:59:40,560 --> 01:59:49,320
Don't worry about that. Boil for a minute. This prick is going to love this soup. It's going

2474
01:59:49,320 --> 01:59:55,460
to make, it's going to blow his mind. He's going to blow the beans when he, when he knows what

2475
01:59:55,460 --> 02:00:02,660
I mean, when he eats, when he eats what I've been cooking. Boil that shit up to a nice broth.

2476
02:00:05,040 --> 02:00:13,540
Tommy tomato just got out of Rikers. Sour cream. Sour cream.

2477
02:00:20,400 --> 02:00:47,760
The fuck? Someone's just ordered another thing. Someone has just ordered another thing there. We've got two minutes left. Come on. I hope that inspector doesn't come in and swab the counter for prints because I've been fucking up. We stack plates. Fuck that shit. We put that back there. Good guys.

2478
02:00:47,760 --> 02:01:15,380
I think I saw some parsley. I think I saw some parsley. A sprig of parsley on one of the dishes there. We need to clean that shit up. There's too much there. Look at this. Boy, oh boy. We're in for a goddamn lecture. If our main guy comes back and sees this. Come on, sugar.

2479
02:01:15,380 --> 02:01:37,120
That's great stuff. Let's bring you over here. Put you back on there. Let you cook for another little bit. I'm going to throw that in there just for the laugh.

2480
02:01:37,120 --> 02:01:55,640
There we go. Let's see how that goes. Let's get our big, big dish. Big plate. Smash that shit. Watch what you're doing.

2481
02:01:58,580 --> 02:02:09,960
Let's put it down there. Let's put it down there. Okay, okay, okay, okay. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. We're ready to go. Come on.

2482
02:02:19,660 --> 02:02:28,340
Lovely. Okay. Careful, careful. 300 mils, right? 350 mil.

2483
02:02:38,880 --> 02:02:41,680
Shit. Shit. Shit.

2484
02:02:56,640 --> 02:02:57,960
Son of a bitch.

2485
02:02:59,000 --> 02:03:01,980
That critic, that Hugh Fearnley winning stall,

2486
02:03:02,160 --> 02:03:06,100
is he A.A. Gill, or fucking Heston Blumenthal?

2487
02:03:08,180 --> 02:03:10,380
Heston Winningstall or some shit?

2488
02:03:10,540 --> 02:03:11,720
Food critic.

2489
02:03:13,620 --> 02:03:14,740
Michael Winner?

2490
02:03:15,260 --> 02:03:17,040
He only gave me two stars.

2491
02:03:25,000 --> 02:03:26,760
Looks like shit, Fontaine.

2492
02:03:31,140 --> 02:03:33,060
Flavors. All of these flavors.

2493
02:03:34,380 --> 02:03:35,640
He didn't want parsley?

2494
02:03:35,640 --> 02:03:37,840
That was my special quip.

2495
02:03:37,840 --> 02:03:40,920
Not enough cream.

2496
02:03:41,100 --> 02:03:44,300
Oh, we forgot the goddamn cream.

2497
02:03:49,080 --> 02:03:50,380
Chicken broth.

2498
02:03:52,260 --> 02:03:53,880
There wasn't enough of that, apparently,

2499
02:03:54,080 --> 02:03:56,800
even though I put plenty of that shit in.

2500
02:03:58,600 --> 02:04:00,400
Wrong amount of product.

2501
02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:00,480
Wrong amount of product.

2502
02:04:06,480 --> 02:04:06,960
Okay.

2503
02:04:09,240 --> 02:04:10,220
Let's do this.

2504
02:04:13,020 --> 02:04:14,140
That was a fuck up.

2505
02:04:14,140 --> 02:04:15,260
That was a fuck up, but it won't happen again.

2506
02:04:15,700 --> 02:04:18,840
Salmon steak on boiled pots.

2507
02:04:24,680 --> 02:04:25,460
Pickled onions.

2508
02:04:25,580 --> 02:04:26,480
Thank you very much.

2509
02:04:27,060 --> 02:04:28,780
And Heinz beans brothel.

2510
02:04:29,280 --> 02:04:29,900
Thank you very much.

2511
02:04:29,900 --> 02:04:30,400
Thank you very much, though.

2512
02:04:32,460 --> 02:04:32,860
Okay.

2513
02:04:33,080 --> 02:04:33,360
Okay.

2514
02:04:33,360 --> 02:04:33,420
Okay.

2515
02:04:33,420 --> 02:04:33,740
Okay.

2516
02:04:33,740 --> 02:04:33,800
Okay.

2517
02:04:35,000 --> 02:04:36,480
Salmon steak boiled pots.

2518
02:04:36,580 --> 02:04:37,460
We know what we're doing here.

2519
02:04:37,520 --> 02:04:39,140
We made this a thousand times.

2520
02:04:39,240 --> 02:04:40,200
This is for the food critic.

2521
02:04:45,320 --> 02:04:46,200
Time dried.

2522
02:04:46,200 --> 02:04:51,200
I'm pretty sure that, uh...

2523
02:04:51,200 --> 02:04:56,580
Don't forget about the food critic.

2524
02:04:56,700 --> 02:04:57,400
Time's running out.

2525
02:04:57,660 --> 02:04:58,620
You're fucking telling me.

2526
02:04:58,680 --> 02:05:00,300
I'm trying to make this as fast as I can here.

2527
02:05:01,440 --> 02:05:03,640
Taking a snap of my goddamn meal.

2528
02:05:03,740 --> 02:05:05,520
Because I don't have the recipe to hand.

2529
02:05:05,940 --> 02:05:06,720
Salmon steak.

2530
02:05:09,840 --> 02:05:10,320
Okay.

2531
02:05:10,380 --> 02:05:11,320
Let's do this, Fentain.

2532
02:05:12,400 --> 02:05:13,180
Let's do this.

2533
02:05:13,240 --> 02:05:14,060
Salmon fillet.

2534
02:05:15,280 --> 02:05:16,280
Seasoned with...

2535
02:05:16,280 --> 02:05:20,600
Seasoned with five grams of salt.

2536
02:05:25,680 --> 02:05:27,260
Let's turn this volume up here.

2537
02:05:27,320 --> 02:05:28,540
I can't hear a goddamn thing.

2538
02:05:28,540 --> 02:05:35,420
Seasoned with five grams of salt.

2539
02:05:35,540 --> 02:05:35,900
Where are you?

2540
02:05:38,820 --> 02:05:41,140
One, two, three, four, five.

2541
02:05:41,460 --> 02:05:42,140
Thank you.

2542
02:05:45,020 --> 02:05:46,180
Five black pepper.

2543
02:05:48,900 --> 02:05:52,200
One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock.

2544
02:05:53,600 --> 02:05:55,460
I was reading about the, uh...

2545
02:05:55,460 --> 02:05:58,160
conquest of the new world there the other day.

2546
02:05:58,160 --> 02:06:03,520
And, uh, the, uh...

2547
02:06:03,520 --> 02:06:05,160
The sons of a bitches...

2548
02:06:05,160 --> 02:06:07,600
Went over and took the land.

2549
02:06:09,040 --> 02:06:11,000
They invented smallpox.

2550
02:06:11,760 --> 02:06:12,620
Bro, made that.

2551
02:06:12,760 --> 02:06:13,320
Killed everyone.

2552
02:06:14,040 --> 02:06:17,540
Then they got slaves over from another part of the world.

2553
02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:21,160
Made them grow tobacco, sugar cane...

2554
02:06:21,160 --> 02:06:23,160
And then peppercorns.

2555
02:06:23,160 --> 02:06:24,160
And then peppercorns.

2556
02:06:24,380 --> 02:06:25,120
Cayenne pepper.

2557
02:06:26,240 --> 02:06:26,680
Okay.

2558
02:06:26,720 --> 02:06:28,140
We need to put this shit into a pan.

2559
02:06:29,140 --> 02:06:29,600
Bam.

2560
02:06:30,460 --> 02:06:31,800
Take that guy off there.

2561
02:06:31,860 --> 02:06:32,780
We've got him for later.

2562
02:06:32,880 --> 02:06:34,360
In case anybody wants more soup.

2563
02:06:34,420 --> 02:06:35,160
Although...

2564
02:06:35,160 --> 02:06:36,320
It's been tainted now.

2565
02:06:36,460 --> 02:06:38,460
That goddamn parsley I put into it.

2566
02:06:39,140 --> 02:06:40,300
Food critic says no.

2567
02:06:41,480 --> 02:06:43,120
Food critic did not like that.

2568
02:06:45,120 --> 02:06:47,240
Sunflower oil.

2569
02:06:51,240 --> 02:06:52,200
Shit.

2570
02:07:01,420 --> 02:07:02,900
That should do.

2571
02:07:03,800 --> 02:07:04,820
That should do.

2572
02:07:07,280 --> 02:07:08,440
That's nearly doing.

2573
02:07:08,700 --> 02:07:09,580
That's nearly doing.

2574
02:07:09,980 --> 02:07:11,960
Fill that with a liter of water, right?

2575
02:07:11,960 --> 02:07:15,920
Wrong.

2576
02:07:16,340 --> 02:07:17,220
Wrong.

2577
02:07:17,620 --> 02:07:17,960
Wrong.

2578
02:07:18,340 --> 02:07:18,760
Wrong.

2579
02:07:18,900 --> 02:07:19,060
Wrong.

2580
02:07:19,060 --> 02:07:19,120
Wrong.

2581
02:07:26,260 --> 02:07:27,220
Right.

2582
02:07:31,660 --> 02:07:33,260
Turn that shit off.

2583
02:07:33,260 --> 02:07:34,260
Wrong.

2584
02:07:44,640 --> 02:07:45,320
Blend.

2585
02:07:45,820 --> 02:07:46,300
The fuck?

2586
02:07:46,480 --> 02:07:47,120
Is that done?

2587
02:07:48,440 --> 02:07:49,580
I think that's done.

2588
02:07:51,640 --> 02:07:53,920
Stick our goddamn spuds in there.

2589
02:08:01,920 --> 02:08:10,740
Says to boil these shits, but it doesn't say not to add salt, but I would always add salt when I'm cooking spud.

2590
02:08:11,480 --> 02:08:12,580
Oh, it does say to add salt.

2591
02:08:12,660 --> 02:08:13,720
20 grams of salt.

2592
02:08:14,940 --> 02:08:16,280
20 grams of salt.

2593
02:08:17,280 --> 02:08:18,360
Our fridge door is open.

2594
02:08:18,460 --> 02:08:19,360
We got an inspector.

2595
02:08:19,360 --> 02:08:19,480
We got an inspector.

2596
02:08:25,980 --> 02:08:26,840
Flip the fish.

2597
02:08:26,940 --> 02:08:28,380
Someone's telling me to flip the fish.

2598
02:08:28,460 --> 02:08:29,760
I don't know how to flip the fish.

2599
02:08:30,580 --> 02:08:42,060
Flip the fish.

2600
02:08:42,120 --> 02:08:43,080
Can you flip the fish?

2601
02:08:49,080 --> 02:08:50,600
Can you flip the fish, anyone?

2602
02:08:50,740 --> 02:08:53,640
Can you please tell me, can you flip the fish?

2603
02:08:58,140 --> 02:08:58,960
Okay, we're burning.

2604
02:08:58,960 --> 02:08:59,020
We're burning.

2605
02:08:59,020 --> 02:08:59,460
We're burning.

2606
02:08:59,460 --> 02:09:00,460
We're burning.

2607
02:09:11,460 --> 02:09:12,180
Spatula.

2608
02:09:12,300 --> 02:09:14,580
Someone says use a spatula for the fish flipping.

2609
02:09:20,580 --> 02:09:21,180
Spatula.

2610
02:09:26,940 --> 02:09:28,000
Okay, rotate.

2611
02:09:38,000 --> 02:09:39,260
Yeah, there we go.

2612
02:09:44,400 --> 02:09:45,580
Put you back there.

2613
02:09:45,580 --> 02:09:49,720
Close that door.

2614
02:09:51,940 --> 02:09:52,980
Hey, we're cooking.

2615
02:09:57,480 --> 02:09:58,720
Pick these shits up.

2616
02:10:05,000 --> 02:10:06,060
Thank you very much.

2617
02:10:06,100 --> 02:10:07,560
Whoever said use the Spatula.

2618
02:10:11,560 --> 02:10:13,240
And we're done.

2619
02:10:13,920 --> 02:10:15,120
Put you on that one.

2620
02:10:15,280 --> 02:10:16,200
Turn the heat off.

2621
02:10:19,080 --> 02:10:19,880
Come on.

2622
02:10:20,700 --> 02:10:21,540
Get a big plate.

2623
02:10:21,920 --> 02:10:22,900
Get ready for this shit.

2624
02:10:35,420 --> 02:10:35,900
Okay.

2625
02:10:35,900 --> 02:10:36,040
Okay.

2626
02:10:36,040 --> 02:10:36,080
Okay.

2627
02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:36,080
Okay.

2628
02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:36,080
Okay.

2629
02:10:36,080 --> 02:10:52,880
That's it

2630
02:10:52,880 --> 02:10:56,880
That's it

2631
02:10:56,880 --> 02:10:59,660
We're doing good

2632
02:10:59,660 --> 02:11:13,560
The son of a bitch critic is gonna enjoy this

2633
02:11:13,560 --> 02:11:15,680
I can feel it in my piss

2634
02:11:15,680 --> 02:11:20,180
Hurry up

2635
02:11:20,180 --> 02:11:22,540
Are we done?

2636
02:11:28,860 --> 02:11:31,540
Hey, we're trying to cook down here

2637
02:11:31,540 --> 02:11:38,860
I would really like to eat some salmon

2638
02:11:38,860 --> 02:11:39,720
Boiled potato

2639
02:11:39,720 --> 02:11:40,620
Yes

2640
02:11:40,620 --> 02:11:43,660
Thank you

2641
02:11:43,660 --> 02:11:46,700
We got a good rep for that shit

2642
02:11:46,700 --> 02:11:48,460
Guess complaints

2643
02:11:48,460 --> 02:11:50,180
Too much oil

2644
02:11:50,180 --> 02:11:52,960
I thought I put one milliliter less

2645
02:11:52,960 --> 02:11:57,480
Heating mistakes

2646
02:11:57,480 --> 02:11:59,120
Shut your mouth

2647
02:11:59,120 --> 02:12:00,960
Maybe I seared

2648
02:12:00,960 --> 02:12:02,160
I overseered

2649
02:12:02,160 --> 02:12:04,900
The salmon dawn on one side

2650
02:12:04,900 --> 02:12:06,220
Perfect

2651
02:12:06,220 --> 02:12:10,120
We didn't pass

2652
02:12:10,120 --> 02:12:11,600
You need more experience

2653
02:12:11,600 --> 02:12:14,260
No one said it be easy

2654
02:12:14,260 --> 02:12:15,640
This time will affect our fame

2655
02:12:15,640 --> 02:12:17,280
I'm sure you'll make it back in no time

2656
02:12:17,280 --> 02:12:17,860
Yeah, I'll be

2657
02:12:17,860 --> 02:12:18,860
I'll be making it back

2658
02:12:18,860 --> 02:12:22,340
I'll be making it back

2659
02:12:22,340 --> 02:12:24,020
We got below the quota again

2660
02:12:24,020 --> 02:12:25,240
If you won't make it back the end of the day

2661
02:12:25,240 --> 02:12:26,600
Food critic won't bother us

2662
02:12:26,600 --> 02:12:29,880
We're no longer taking orders

2663
02:12:29,880 --> 02:12:30,940
Finish what you started

2664
02:12:30,940 --> 02:12:32,040
Get ready for tomorrow

2665
02:12:32,040 --> 02:12:34,800
Skip cleaning

2666
02:12:34,800 --> 02:12:36,820
I have to clean up all this shit again

2667
02:12:36,820 --> 02:12:40,420
Place is a joke machine

2668
02:12:40,420 --> 02:12:45,740
Could I not just pick up all these pieces in one

2669
02:12:45,740 --> 02:12:58,360
Is there anything left in that broth?

2670
02:12:59,220 --> 02:13:00,840
Man, there's 272 mils

2671
02:13:00,840 --> 02:13:13,980
Keep that cream over here

2672
02:13:13,980 --> 02:13:16,380
Cash rules everything around me

2673
02:13:16,380 --> 02:13:16,700
Cream

2674
02:13:16,700 --> 02:13:30,880
Great day to be a chef

2675
02:13:30,880 --> 02:13:33,340
In a kitchen in New York town

2676
02:13:33,340 --> 02:13:36,760
Just another day in the kitchens

2677
02:13:36,760 --> 02:13:38,240
Hell's kitchen

2678
02:13:38,240 --> 02:13:40,500
Golden ramshackle

2679
02:13:40,500 --> 02:13:45,700
Put these in order here

2680
02:13:45,700 --> 02:13:46,260
So I can

2681
02:13:46,260 --> 02:13:48,100
Very quickly

2682
02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:49,960
Get to them when I need them

2683
02:13:49,960 --> 02:13:50,240
You know

2684
02:13:50,240 --> 02:13:53,240
If your kitchen's a mess

2685
02:13:53,240 --> 02:13:54,440
Your life's a mess

2686
02:13:54,440 --> 02:13:56,760
That's what my mama used to say

2687
02:13:56,760 --> 02:14:02,960
Put that there

2688
02:14:02,960 --> 02:14:04,840
We didn't get the rat catcher

2689
02:14:04,840 --> 02:14:06,400
Rat catcher never came by today

2690
02:14:06,400 --> 02:14:08,940
To see what we were doing

2691
02:14:08,940 --> 02:14:11,980
I live in fear of the article

2692
02:14:11,980 --> 02:14:14,480
In the journal.ie

2693
02:14:14,480 --> 02:14:16,320
That tells people they found

2694
02:14:16,320 --> 02:14:19,520
A rad roach in the back pantry

2695
02:14:19,520 --> 02:14:22,120
Or a rat in the cookie jar

2696
02:14:22,120 --> 02:14:29,000
But I noticed that they don't have

2697
02:14:29,000 --> 02:14:31,300
Those establishments that do get done

2698
02:14:31,300 --> 02:14:33,980
They don't have fancy names

2699
02:14:33,980 --> 02:14:35,120
Like Fentaines

2700
02:14:35,120 --> 02:14:38,660
They have names like

2701
02:14:38,660 --> 02:14:42,820
Yum yum chicken house

2702
02:14:42,820 --> 02:14:43,700
Or

2703
02:14:43,700 --> 02:14:49,860
Spice world

2704
02:14:49,860 --> 02:14:51,620
Or

2705
02:14:51,620 --> 02:14:57,900
The nosh shack

2706
02:14:57,900 --> 02:15:00,120
Right

2707
02:15:00,120 --> 02:15:01,700
Let's skip clean

2708
02:15:01,700 --> 02:15:02,820
No no we're doing okay

2709
02:15:02,820 --> 02:15:04,620
Probably a few more sprigs of parsley

2710
02:15:04,620 --> 02:15:06,200
Down here from the last day

2711
02:15:06,200 --> 02:15:10,980
It'd be great to have a dustpan and brush

2712
02:15:10,980 --> 02:15:12,360
I gotta tell you that for nothing

2713
02:15:12,360 --> 02:15:17,120
I miss the days of the dustpan and the brush

2714
02:15:17,120 --> 02:15:22,400
Yeah we used to go sweeping around the back alleys

2715
02:15:22,400 --> 02:15:26,360
Fill that dustpan right up to the brim

2716
02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:27,360
We'd sell that then

2717
02:15:27,360 --> 02:15:28,880
Down 26th and 9th

2718
02:15:28,880 --> 02:15:31,360
For parsley sprigs

2719
02:15:31,360 --> 02:15:35,040
And we'd take those parsley sprigs down to battery park

2720
02:15:35,040 --> 02:15:37,100
Sprinkle them on the ground

2721
02:15:37,100 --> 02:15:39,000
And wait for moonlight

2722
02:15:39,000 --> 02:15:41,120
Once moonlight arose

2723
02:15:41,120 --> 02:15:43,600
It was time to play darts

2724
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:46,960
Let's play darts

2725
02:15:46,960 --> 02:15:50,400
Where's the darts?

2726
02:15:50,400 --> 02:15:50,400
Where's the darts?

2727
02:16:04,320 --> 02:16:05,980
Where's my knives?

2728
02:16:05,980 --> 02:16:05,980
Where's my knives?

2729
02:16:13,660 --> 02:16:14,720
Take a knife

2730
02:16:14,720 --> 02:16:15,700
Hope for the best

2731
02:16:15,700 --> 02:16:16,800
As my girlfriend says

2732
02:16:16,800 --> 02:16:18,040
The shape doesn't matter

2733
02:16:18,040 --> 02:16:19,720
As long as the size is right

2734
02:16:19,720 --> 02:16:21,920
Alright okay

2735
02:16:21,920 --> 02:16:25,500
Day four

2736
02:16:25,500 --> 02:16:26,160
Here we go

2737
02:16:26,160 --> 02:16:32,360
It's my fourth day working in the kitchen

2738
02:16:32,360 --> 02:16:33,540
What can I say?

2739
02:16:34,000 --> 02:16:35,800
I never expected it to be easy

2740
02:16:35,800 --> 02:16:39,540
Yesterday we had a food critic in the house

2741
02:16:39,540 --> 02:16:42,480
He said my salmon tasted as shit

2742
02:16:42,480 --> 02:16:44,980
He spat out my soup

2743
02:16:44,980 --> 02:16:47,140
And I told him

2744
02:16:47,140 --> 02:16:48,000
Please

2745
02:16:48,000 --> 02:16:49,280
Go gentle on us

2746
02:16:49,280 --> 02:16:50,640
In your lovely column

2747
02:16:50,640 --> 02:16:53,580
It'll be in the New York Post tomorrow afternoon

2748
02:16:53,580 --> 02:16:55,120
Right now

2749
02:16:55,120 --> 02:16:57,160
We gotta fix up the Sousa

2750
02:16:57,160 --> 02:16:59,160
He's got a party of five coming in

2751
02:16:59,160 --> 02:17:01,520
And he's mad about fish

2752
02:17:01,520 --> 02:17:10,540
Unbreakable plates

2753
02:17:10,540 --> 02:17:11,520
Let's take that

2754
02:17:11,520 --> 02:17:14,820
Cheaper recipes

2755
02:17:14,820 --> 02:17:15,640
Let's take that

2756
02:17:26,580 --> 02:17:29,040
I want you to check every outhouse

2757
02:17:29,040 --> 02:17:29,720
Doghouse

2758
02:17:29,720 --> 02:17:30,480
Shithouse

2759
02:17:30,480 --> 02:17:31,220
For that summer

2760
02:17:31,220 --> 02:17:31,740
Call them more

2761
02:17:31,740 --> 02:17:33,160
Thank you very much

2762
02:17:33,160 --> 02:17:34,080
Ventane

2763
02:17:34,080 --> 02:17:35,580
You got

2764
02:17:35,580 --> 02:17:36,560
You got problems

2765
02:17:36,560 --> 02:17:37,100
Ventane

2766
02:17:37,100 --> 02:17:38,540
I got solutions

2767
02:17:38,540 --> 02:17:40,660
Prep phase

2768
02:17:40,660 --> 02:17:42,320
Prep phase

2769
02:17:42,320 --> 02:17:42,960
Asshole

2770
02:17:42,960 --> 02:17:48,680
Is there any way we can brush up on our gastronomical skills

2771
02:17:48,680 --> 02:17:49,860
In the two minutes before

2772
02:17:49,860 --> 02:17:50,840
You're going away to Rikers

2773
02:17:50,840 --> 02:17:52,960
Before Spatula Babuska comes in?

2774
02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:52,960
You're going away to Rikers

2775
02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:52,960
You're going away to Rikers

2776
02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:52,960
Before Spatula Babuska comes in?

2777
02:17:52,960 --> 02:17:53,560
You're going away to Rikers

2778
02:17:53,560 --> 02:17:53,960
You're going away to Rikers

2779
02:17:53,960 --> 02:17:54,460
You're going away to Rikers

2780
02:17:54,460 --> 02:17:54,960
You're going away to Rikers

2781
02:17:54,960 --> 02:17:57,760
Recipe.

2782
02:17:59,260 --> 02:18:00,220
Skills.

2783
02:18:00,760 --> 02:18:01,420
Parks.

2784
02:18:02,800 --> 02:18:03,680
Decorations.

2785
02:18:03,920 --> 02:18:04,300
Skills.

2786
02:18:04,460 --> 02:18:05,300
Recipe manager.

2787
02:18:05,620 --> 02:18:05,900
Right.

2788
02:18:06,780 --> 02:18:07,660
Not owned.

2789
02:18:10,900 --> 02:18:11,620
Gazpacho.

2790
02:18:13,000 --> 02:18:15,040
Pork chops with baked potatoes.

2791
02:18:15,040 --> 02:18:16,440
I think we already got that, right?

2792
02:18:16,960 --> 02:18:18,500
You're going to need some new ingredients.

2793
02:18:20,600 --> 02:18:21,560
Duck broth.

2794
02:18:22,220 --> 02:18:23,640
Steak and french fries.

2795
02:18:24,180 --> 02:18:25,460
One of my all-time faves.

2796
02:18:27,780 --> 02:18:31,400
Looks like we don't have enough credits to, uh...

2797
02:18:31,400 --> 02:18:33,400
Find out about another...

2798
02:18:36,880 --> 02:18:39,060
Oh, we should have got that goddamn recipe there.

2799
02:18:45,480 --> 02:18:48,060
Yet again, I'm forced to take a picture with my phone.

2800
02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:50,400
Until I find out an easier way...

2801
02:18:51,020 --> 02:18:53,460
Of getting that recipe in my back pocket.

2802
02:18:53,460 --> 02:18:57,020
So I don't need to come back to the goddamn laptop each time.

2803
02:18:59,020 --> 02:18:59,960
Pork chops.

2804
02:19:00,420 --> 02:19:01,500
Four grams of salt.

2805
02:19:01,620 --> 02:19:02,620
Black pepper thyme.

2806
02:19:03,180 --> 02:19:03,580
Sunflower.

2807
02:19:05,740 --> 02:19:08,200
Okay, I think we need potatoes and sunflowers.

2808
02:19:15,280 --> 02:19:15,880
300 grams of parts.

2809
02:19:15,880 --> 02:19:16,620
300 grams of parts.

2810
02:19:16,620 --> 02:19:18,840
Let's throw these guys.

2811
02:19:18,840 --> 02:19:18,840
Let's throw these guys.

2812
02:19:18,840 --> 02:19:18,900
Let's throw these guys.

2813
02:19:31,560 --> 02:19:32,720
Hey, it's great to be prepped.

2814
02:19:32,940 --> 02:19:34,160
I'm feeling good about today.

2815
02:19:34,160 --> 02:19:35,560
I think we're going to get a good score.

2816
02:19:38,160 --> 02:19:38,560
Chunks.

2817
02:19:38,820 --> 02:19:40,500
Oh, you need to cut that shit into chunks.

2818
02:19:41,780 --> 02:19:42,280
Fuck it.

2819
02:19:42,360 --> 02:19:43,320
Might as well cut them now.

2820
02:19:44,580 --> 02:19:44,940
Apologies.

2821
02:19:49,100 --> 02:19:50,980
How many chunks do you want this shit in?

2822
02:19:51,700 --> 02:19:52,440
Two chunks?

2823
02:19:52,440 --> 02:19:52,500
Two chunks?

2824
02:19:52,860 --> 02:19:55,960
Did we turn that cooker off yesterday?

2825
02:19:57,760 --> 02:19:59,880
We should have put the soup in the fridge there.

2826
02:20:01,260 --> 02:20:02,440
Maybe it will go off.

2827
02:20:02,580 --> 02:20:04,280
Maybe we need to make a brand new batch.

2828
02:20:04,600 --> 02:20:06,080
The last one tasted as shit.

2829
02:20:06,420 --> 02:20:07,200
So I believe.

2830
02:20:08,940 --> 02:20:09,880
Season with salt.

2831
02:20:10,000 --> 02:20:10,860
Six grams.

2832
02:20:17,360 --> 02:20:17,820
Put that.

2833
02:20:18,500 --> 02:20:18,840
Okay.

2834
02:20:22,920 --> 02:20:23,320
Shit.

2835
02:20:25,600 --> 02:20:26,000
Shit.

2836
02:20:29,580 --> 02:20:29,980
Shit.

2837
02:20:30,760 --> 02:20:31,140
Okay.

2838
02:20:32,400 --> 02:20:33,780
Put that knife down there.

2839
02:20:35,400 --> 02:20:37,060
Put that knife in the knife block.

2840
02:20:39,040 --> 02:20:40,820
It's getting tense.

2841
02:20:40,960 --> 02:20:42,100
We haven't even started yet.

2842
02:20:42,480 --> 02:20:43,420
We have a minute left.

2843
02:20:44,680 --> 02:20:46,280
We got a minute left, guys.

2844
02:20:46,280 --> 02:20:52,320
Let's see who's on the radio there.

2845
02:20:52,320 --> 02:20:53,320
Now.

2846
02:20:53,320 --> 02:20:55,320
Now.

2847
02:20:55,320 --> 02:21:23,760
Okay, black pepper.

2848
02:21:23,760 --> 02:21:30,060
Season the pork chops, 200 grams.

2849
02:21:30,140 --> 02:21:31,760
We haven't even got the pork chops yet.

2850
02:21:33,320 --> 02:21:34,120
Oh, we do.

2851
02:21:34,120 --> 02:21:36,120
Oh.

2852
02:21:57,280 --> 02:21:58,480
Somebody's ordered soup.

2853
02:21:58,720 --> 02:21:59,280
I don't even...

2854
02:22:01,200 --> 02:22:06,740
Somebody better order this goddamn dish that I'm making here.

2855
02:22:11,120 --> 02:22:12,700
That music sucks.

2856
02:22:19,000 --> 02:22:20,880
That music sucks, Fontaine.

2857
02:22:25,580 --> 02:22:26,440
That's okay.

2858
02:22:26,640 --> 02:22:27,660
It's not that bad.

2859
02:22:28,680 --> 02:22:30,120
Let's move this shit over here.

2860
02:22:32,020 --> 02:22:32,540
Seasoning.

2861
02:22:32,540 --> 02:22:41,640
Get rid of you guys.

2862
02:22:41,720 --> 02:22:42,740
We don't need you anymore.

2863
02:22:43,160 --> 02:22:43,840
What am I doing?

2864
02:22:43,900 --> 02:22:45,240
I don't even need to cook this.

2865
02:22:46,580 --> 02:22:46,960
Soup.

2866
02:22:47,040 --> 02:22:47,780
We're making soup.

2867
02:22:54,780 --> 02:22:56,200
This is a fucking joke.

2868
02:22:56,880 --> 02:22:58,460
This is an absolute joke.

2869
02:22:58,460 --> 02:22:58,540
Okay.

2870
02:22:58,540 --> 02:23:07,540
As far as I know, it's 700 mils of broth.

2871
02:23:13,960 --> 02:23:17,780
Put the parsley over there in the safe, because we're spending these Jacksons.

2872
02:23:18,700 --> 02:23:20,380
Put the chicken broth over there.

2873
02:23:23,180 --> 02:23:24,180
The Lonely Donkey.

2874
02:23:24,300 --> 02:23:25,180
Thank you very much.

2875
02:23:25,180 --> 02:23:38,520
Chicken broth, 700 mils of salt.

2876
02:23:38,520 --> 02:23:40,520
I'm going to bring this pot over here.

2877
02:23:42,680 --> 02:23:43,380
Nice music.

2878
02:23:43,480 --> 02:23:44,000
I like that.

2879
02:23:48,200 --> 02:23:50,580
We got that 12 grams of salt.

2880
02:23:51,220 --> 02:23:52,360
12 years of slave.

2881
02:23:52,580 --> 02:23:55,880
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

2882
02:23:57,380 --> 02:23:58,580
It's all over there.

2883
02:23:59,280 --> 02:24:00,560
Pick up that black pepper.

2884
02:24:01,120 --> 02:24:02,300
Get it out your hair.

2885
02:24:03,120 --> 02:24:04,340
Stick it in the stepper.

2886
02:24:05,080 --> 02:24:08,340
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

2887
02:24:08,580 --> 02:24:11,400
You've got that black pepper in your soup.

2888
02:24:13,020 --> 02:24:14,920
Now we got that cayenne.

2889
02:24:15,300 --> 02:24:17,160
From the island of cayenne.

2890
02:24:17,700 --> 02:24:19,580
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, yeah.

2891
02:24:20,460 --> 02:24:20,980
All right.

2892
02:24:20,980 --> 02:24:23,460
Now.

2893
02:24:24,020 --> 02:24:25,020
8 tomatoes.

2894
02:24:25,020 --> 02:24:36,160
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.

2895
02:24:37,780 --> 02:24:38,860
1 onion.

2896
02:24:43,480 --> 02:24:45,220
You're going away to Rikers.

2897
02:24:45,220 --> 02:24:46,740
You're Boston Scientific.

2898
02:24:46,960 --> 02:24:48,060
Thank you very much.

2899
02:24:50,120 --> 02:24:51,700
You're going away to Rikers.

2900
02:24:52,140 --> 02:24:53,260
I hope you enjoyed there.

2901
02:24:53,960 --> 02:24:55,060
The food is good.

2902
02:24:58,680 --> 02:24:59,160
Now.

2903
02:24:59,320 --> 02:25:00,840
Let that shit cook for a while.

2904
02:25:01,980 --> 02:25:03,080
While we're waiting there.

2905
02:25:05,360 --> 02:25:07,300
We could be seasoning our chop.

2906
02:25:07,300 --> 02:25:12,960
We might need to put that back in the fridge.

2907
02:25:20,100 --> 02:25:21,100
We can't.

2908
02:25:31,560 --> 02:25:35,200
I think it might be folly to focus on another dish.

2909
02:25:35,880 --> 02:25:36,960
Especially since.

2910
02:25:38,180 --> 02:25:39,840
It hasn't even been ordered yet.

2911
02:25:45,980 --> 02:25:47,280
Throw these in the bin.

2912
02:25:47,660 --> 02:25:49,260
That's a nice bit of potato there.

2913
02:25:49,420 --> 02:25:49,900
It's a shame.

2914
02:25:50,020 --> 02:25:50,560
It's a waste.

2915
02:25:51,060 --> 02:25:52,960
It's an absolute waste and a shame.

2916
02:25:54,400 --> 02:25:55,380
Shame waste.

2917
02:25:55,380 --> 02:26:02,660
Nice bit of Spanish guitar there on the radio.

2918
02:26:06,040 --> 02:26:07,100
Turn that off.

2919
02:26:07,340 --> 02:26:08,040
Blend that shit.

2920
02:26:19,220 --> 02:26:20,840
Boston Scientific says.

2921
02:26:20,980 --> 02:26:23,640
Boston Scientific canteen food standard.

2922
02:26:24,160 --> 02:26:24,960
I hope so.

2923
02:26:25,920 --> 02:26:28,420
High standards I have in this kitchen here, Fontaine.

2924
02:26:28,980 --> 02:26:31,260
We make soup like you wouldn't believe.

2925
02:26:42,380 --> 02:26:43,560
This is going to be good.

2926
02:26:44,220 --> 02:26:44,940
I'm excited.

2927
02:26:46,100 --> 02:26:48,480
I'm excited about this soup.

2928
02:26:48,580 --> 02:26:49,920
I gotta tell you something.

2929
02:26:51,500 --> 02:26:53,880
I'm excited about this soup here.

2930
02:26:57,020 --> 02:26:57,960
Sour cream.

2931
02:26:58,140 --> 02:26:59,680
We gotta remember the sour cream.

2932
02:26:59,780 --> 02:27:00,960
Because we forgot that shit.

2933
02:27:01,060 --> 02:27:01,260
Right?

2934
02:27:02,340 --> 02:27:03,680
We might put that in right now.

2935
02:27:04,360 --> 02:27:05,460
150 ml.

2936
02:27:06,100 --> 02:27:07,040
Of sour cream.

2937
02:27:13,100 --> 02:27:23,640
No!

2938
02:27:25,220 --> 02:27:26,300
Too much of that shit.

2939
02:27:31,720 --> 02:27:32,120
No.

2940
02:27:32,220 --> 02:27:32,700
We are done.

2941
02:27:40,700 --> 02:27:41,020
Big.

2942
02:27:41,020 --> 02:27:41,020
Big.

2943
02:27:43,100 --> 02:27:43,500
Bowl.

2944
02:27:50,300 --> 02:27:51,400
Cooking piano.

2945
02:27:51,860 --> 02:27:52,560
Very nice.

2946
02:27:55,060 --> 02:27:55,820
Hang on.

2947
02:27:56,240 --> 02:27:59,360
How much soup do we pour into this bowl here?

2948
02:28:02,860 --> 02:28:03,760
300 ml.

2949
02:28:03,760 --> 02:28:03,800
300 ml.

2950
02:28:03,800 --> 02:28:20,700
That shit do.

2951
02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:20,700
That shit do.

2952
02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:20,700
That shit do.

2953
02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:24,700
That shit do.

2954
02:28:24,700 --> 02:28:33,780
That shit do.

2955
02:28:33,780 --> 02:28:35,860
Give me those stars.

2956
02:28:37,740 --> 02:28:38,320
Oh!

2957
02:28:38,320 --> 02:28:38,380
Oh!

2958
02:28:55,240 --> 02:28:57,260
Michelin starshit.

2959
02:28:59,340 --> 02:29:00,940
Guest complaints, nothing.

2960
02:29:00,940 --> 02:29:05,500
What's next?

2961
02:29:08,080 --> 02:29:09,700
Salmon steak.

2962
02:29:10,420 --> 02:29:11,520
What a waste of chop.

2963
02:29:13,200 --> 02:29:13,920
I might leave that.

2964
02:29:14,340 --> 02:29:15,280
Eric Saty.

2965
02:29:25,000 --> 02:29:27,880
Cooking is class.

2966
02:29:27,880 --> 02:29:30,880
Do the...

2967
02:29:30,880 --> 02:29:34,220
Let's do this.

2968
02:29:35,220 --> 02:29:35,840
Steak.

2969
02:29:36,300 --> 02:29:37,500
Salmon steak again.

2970
02:29:38,000 --> 02:29:39,280
One of my favorite dishes.

2971
02:29:41,140 --> 02:29:43,440
Season with five grams of salt.

2972
02:29:47,440 --> 02:29:53,280
Ba da da ba da ba ba ba ba.

2973
02:29:54,160 --> 02:29:56,720
One, two, three, four, five.

2974
02:29:57,840 --> 02:30:01,280
Two ba da boo.

2975
02:30:02,080 --> 02:30:10,720
Five grams of black pepper. Two.

2976
02:30:11,520 --> 02:30:13,120
Salmon.

2977
02:30:13,360 --> 02:30:15,680
Steak. Salmon.

2978
02:30:16,080 --> 02:30:28,000
Salmon. Salmon steak is nice with two potates. Eat them.

2979
02:30:28,720 --> 02:30:37,680
Cherish them. Salmon steak will make you feel good at night.

2980
02:30:40,400 --> 02:30:43,520
How much of this goddamn loony juice we gotta put in the pan?

2981
02:30:44,720 --> 02:30:50,320
Ukrainian bush. Salmon steak.

2982
02:30:50,320 --> 02:30:54,640
Ten mil.

2983
02:30:54,640 --> 02:31:00,240
That's a horrible rendition of that song.

2984
02:31:00,240 --> 02:31:13,680
That's a horrible rendition of that song.

2985
02:31:13,680 --> 02:31:17,280
Why did they use a MIDI keyboard horn section?

2986
02:31:17,280 --> 02:31:19,280
They should've just used a fuckin' piano.

2987
02:31:19,280 --> 02:31:21,600
The way God intended.

2988
02:31:21,600 --> 02:31:23,600
Right.

2989
02:31:23,600 --> 02:31:25,600
Sorry about the swears.

2990
02:31:25,600 --> 02:31:39,440
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 60 seconds each side. Boil those goddamn spuds. We fucked it up. We really fucked it up.

2991
02:31:46,600 --> 02:31:54,900
We should have put a timer on that shit. That's a waste of spud. That's a waste of spud.

2992
02:31:54,900 --> 02:31:57,900
Repeat, waste of spud.

2993
02:32:15,900 --> 02:32:18,900
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

2994
02:32:18,900 --> 02:32:24,900
He's got a spatula. What's it do ya?

2995
02:32:24,900 --> 02:32:53,900
Eric Satie loves his salmon fillet. Oh, nearly fucked that onto the floor there. Move you over there, spatula man. Put you on that shit. Now that shit's gonna cook. Very nice for Dana.

2996
02:32:53,900 --> 02:33:10,900
We're losing the water here. Water charges. Let's salt this shit up with 20 grams. I don't even need to look at the recipe anymore. I know what I'm doing. 22 years. Salt unit.

2997
02:33:12,900 --> 02:33:19,900
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. That's the shit.

2998
02:33:19,900 --> 02:33:36,900
Come get that pot. Bring it over to Monsieur Spud. Two of those bad boys. Very nice, Fentain. Flick you down there. Thank you very much. The mutts nuts.

2999
02:33:36,900 --> 02:33:57,900
Let's turn that off for a moment. We don't wanna fuckin' uh... We don't wanna cook our fish before our spud gets cooked, right? Now, remember to season that shit with parsley. I think.

3000
02:33:57,900 --> 02:34:06,760
Seven steaks in the bottom.

3001
02:34:13,480 --> 02:34:15,000
Da-ba-da.

3002
02:34:15,940 --> 02:34:17,020
Da-ba-da.

3003
02:34:17,900 --> 02:34:19,000
Da-ba-do-boo.

3004
02:34:23,740 --> 02:34:25,220
Seven steak.

3005
02:34:25,820 --> 02:34:27,040
Boiled potato.

3006
02:34:27,940 --> 02:34:29,020
Coming up.

3007
02:34:31,420 --> 02:34:35,280
We got that shit on the hub over here.

3008
02:34:40,280 --> 02:34:42,520
Hope y'all doing okay out there.

3009
02:34:42,640 --> 02:34:44,060
Sean, Museum.

3010
02:34:45,440 --> 02:34:46,480
Jiggy McHugh.

3011
02:34:51,040 --> 02:34:51,800
Gary.

3012
02:34:53,640 --> 02:34:55,000
All the best.

3013
02:34:55,920 --> 02:34:57,100
Let's turn that back on.

3014
02:35:09,980 --> 02:35:10,580
Wrong.

3015
02:35:11,900 --> 02:35:13,120
Now we got a little plate.

3016
02:35:15,220 --> 02:35:16,280
Basic plate.

3017
02:35:16,780 --> 02:35:45,560
What a place I am.

3018
02:35:45,560 --> 02:35:49,380
There we go.

3019
02:35:49,460 --> 02:35:50,260
That's your meal.

3020
02:35:51,340 --> 02:35:53,220
Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow.

3021
02:35:53,340 --> 02:35:54,520
Who knows, dickhead?

3022
02:35:58,120 --> 02:36:02,420
You'd know how to cook that shit if you ever worked the goddamn day in your life.

3023
02:36:03,560 --> 02:36:04,940
Time is everything.

3024
02:36:05,100 --> 02:36:05,820
Time is money.

3025
02:36:06,180 --> 02:36:06,560
Taste.

3026
02:36:07,020 --> 02:36:07,540
Realization.

3027
02:36:08,060 --> 02:36:08,980
Overall score.

3028
02:36:09,620 --> 02:36:10,580
Guest is pleased.

3029
02:36:10,580 --> 02:36:10,620
Guest is pleased.

3030
02:36:10,620 --> 02:36:10,620
Guest is pleased.

3031
02:36:10,620 --> 02:36:10,720
Guest is pleased.

3032
02:36:10,720 --> 02:36:11,740
Twelve dollar tip.

3033
02:36:12,160 --> 02:36:13,000
Plate returned.

3034
02:36:13,000 --> 02:36:13,860
Mm-mm.

3035
02:36:14,980 --> 02:36:16,000
Heating mistake.

3036
02:36:16,220 --> 02:36:18,520
But other than that, unbelievable.

3037
02:36:19,480 --> 02:36:24,020
We didn't even need to put parsley on that shit because I think that we only put that on the trout.

3038
02:36:24,740 --> 02:36:26,700
And look what we got here.

3039
02:36:26,700 --> 02:36:28,500
Monsieur True.

3040
02:36:28,500 --> 02:36:30,400
Let's take this guy.

3041
02:36:31,060 --> 02:36:31,920
All of you.

3042
02:36:32,120 --> 02:36:32,600
And eat him.

3043
02:36:32,860 --> 02:36:33,740
He is my fish.

3044
02:36:33,980 --> 02:36:34,900
I give him up to you.

3045
02:36:35,360 --> 02:36:38,060
It is right to give him thanks and praise.

3046
02:36:39,680 --> 02:36:42,080
Do this in memory of trout.

3047
02:36:45,680 --> 02:36:47,560
Now, I'm gonna go off memory here.

3048
02:36:47,960 --> 02:36:49,000
Five black pap.

3049
02:36:50,000 --> 02:36:52,380
One, two, three, four, five.

3050
02:36:56,260 --> 02:36:57,120
Five dill.

3051
02:36:59,420 --> 02:37:02,020
One, two, three, four, five.

3052
02:37:05,700 --> 02:37:06,580
Five time.

3053
02:37:09,780 --> 02:37:12,440
One, two, three, four, five.

3054
02:37:16,460 --> 02:37:20,100
Just take that guy on a lovely little tray.

3055
02:37:20,100 --> 02:37:38,040
Now what are we doing here?

3056
02:37:38,100 --> 02:37:38,700
What's he wanting?

3057
02:37:39,060 --> 02:37:41,040
It's just trout and lemons, right?

3058
02:37:42,140 --> 02:37:43,220
It's trout and lemons

3059
02:37:43,220 --> 02:37:47,200
How many lemons?

3060
02:37:47,200 --> 02:37:48,700
Two, one, just one

3061
02:37:48,700 --> 02:38:00,060
So we got bollocked for our cutting technique the last time

3062
02:38:00,060 --> 02:38:04,420
We need to make sure it's not gonna come back to bite us in the ass again

3063
02:38:04,420 --> 02:38:14,920
I think that's right

3064
02:38:14,920 --> 02:38:18,040
Thank you.
